MILFS Like It Big 7

The MILFs formula has stood Brazzers well, especially since the term has been bastardized to identify big-breasted mommas, the cougar implication downplayed of late. These 6 vignettes satisfy without taxing the anonymous filmmakers' creativity.

My favorite is the arbitrary bonus segment, in which the wonderful Veronica Rayne is a femme fatale preying upon happily married Johnny Sins. His uncredited empathetic wife (Brazzers' supporting casts usually get short shrift, much to my dismay as a film historian obsessed with proper credits) brings Sins breakfast in bed on his birthday but a stalker of a girlfriend has broken into his home and insists on sex downstairs. Rayne is utterly convincing and almost scary in the role, so the standard 35 minutes of sexual positions, including anal as a bonus, is worth watching.

The main feature running over 3 hours is more conventional, with Sins getting to hump big mama Austin Kincaid after her prudish (and uncredit4) daughter gives him a case of blue balls in bed. The DVD menu garbles the credits for this segment, putting Scott Nails instead of Johnny.

Nails does appear in a similar skit where his Latina girlfriend gets mad and leaves when her mom Tabitha Stevens (very poor matching in family casting) comes on to Scott and humps him.

Keiran Lee is a valet parking attendant who gets to service luscious Holly Sampson after her date from hell (some uncredited character actor) gives her a ridiculously hard time at a party. This segment is poorly written and only saved by Sampson's beauty.