Nostalgia Critic: Next week, we're going to be tackling my favorite Nickelodeon topic, Nickelodeon game shows! That's right! We're going to be going over all of your favorites! Like "GUTS"!
Placecard: No video found.
Nostalgia Critic: Oh. We couldn't find any good videos for "GUTS"? Well, okay. We'll be going over shows like "Wild & Crazy Kids"!
Placecard: No video found.
Nostalgia Critic: Oh. No good quality videos for that either? Well, what game shows DO we have?
Placecard: "Double Dare".
Nostalgia Critic: [sounding incredulous] "DOUBLE DARE"? THAT'S IT?
Placecard: Sorry.
Nostalgia Critic: I ALREADY DID "DOUBLE DARE", YOU MISERABLE PILE OF SPLOOGE! I CAN'T DO IT AGAIN! Great! So I have no high-quality videos to do the Nickelodeon game shows with. That's just wonderful! How am I supposed to end Nickelodeon Month, hmm? I can't just stop in the middle! Come on! Give me something! I'll take the worst thing that Nickelodeon has ever produced!
[suddenly, the sky grows stormy while the Critic becomes increasingly nervous]
Nostalgia Critic: The absolute worst. Anything. I-I don't care how bad it is. It could be... the most horrible, terrifying thing that Nickelodeon has ever, uh... unleashed. 'Cause I can take it. So, uh... tell me, Nick, uh... w-what uh... what exactly do you have in mind for me to look over...?
[suddenly, a poster for "Good Burger" appears; in response, the Critic screams his head off in absolute fright]
