The Red Ape Family

I don't know what to say about this thing. This is absolutely the ugliest piece of animation I've ever seen passed off as a television show. This first episode is all of eight minutes long, and two minutes of that is credits. I can only imagine it took about eight minutes to write this thing as well, as there's a clear misspelling on "detected," and especially because no scene seems to actually connect to any other.

I'm decidedly opposed to NFTs, so maybe I'm not the audience here. But surely even people who are obsessed with owning JPEG receipts, deserve something better than this. This is so impossibly unfunny, so lazily scrapped together, that I truly can't believe that anyone could consider themselves a fan of this. A 1/10 for this show, and a 1/10 for me, for taking more time out of my day to write a small review of the show, than the writers of the show (and there are two of them, somehow) took to actually make it.

1 I may or may not be the target audience because I don't particularly like NFTs but even pushing that aside and watching the show with a positive outlook it was terrible the voice acting sucks I think the only one that did the best was the female ape (I don't even remember if she had a name or not it was that boring. The animation is God awful how does some animations like arm movements look decent but then watching them move their mouth is terrible. I assume they used nfts and tried to make them talk based on the auto generation 🐒apes but then it's impossible to actually show emotion since it's all still frames. They even had the nerve to act like this is the best show on Twitter even saying how Southpark is going to be moving their release date of their post covid special because of their show.

Please do everyone a favor and pull the plug.

Literally the first episode is only 8 minutes long but somehow lasts 21 hours. I have never seen such a high budget with such a low effort show. Zero redeeming qualities, in art, plot, voice acting, literally anything.

Nfts are the new bitcoin, no one really understands them but what everyone knows is that they make money, and thats really the point of this "show". It isn't funny, its horrendously animated and features atrocious "voice acting" which is so poorly mixed it sounds like a foreign overdub half the time, but are you really surprised? This isn't a tv show, its entire purpose it to sell poorly draw characters as nfts so the creators can make money, thats it. Do yourself a favour, stay away from this show, hell, stay away from nfts, I guarantee in 2 years they will be a thing of the past and irrelevant garbage like this will be along with it.

Just incredible. I've never seen a piece of animation so horrific, artless and unfunny. The writing, voice acting and production are so shoddy and rushed that it makes you wonder what the creators were even trying to achieve. NFTs are one of the most inane and worthless things to arise from the fusion of capitalism and the internet, and nothing illustrates that better than this absolute cum stain of a show.