Tiny Cinema

Here be six comedy horror/thriller stories with an 'edgy humour' flavour, full of irritating characters. It's fairly well directed and the acting is decent. The lighting and production design is mostly good and the camerawork is ok, if bland. The sound mixing is very poor, heavily compressed, cluttered and amateurish. Dialogue is often difficult to make out.

The stories themselves are framed by our narrator Paul Ford, but he's just a generic host. A wasted opportunity. Some stories try too hard to be quirky and fail, but some are silly and fun. The ideas are fine, but they are in desperate need of better screenwriting. They're all about 15min long, so none of them outstay their welcome, though none of them shine either.

Overall, it's... 'immature' is probably the best word. The filmmakers have some growing up to do and many skills to refine. It's watchable because everyone seems to be putting in a lot of effort to entertain. It's well produced and shows real promise.

Great work by all involved for getting so much out of such a low budget. I was truly caught off guard by how funny and gutsy this little film is. In the style of Creepshow, there are several short tales here with a narrator tying it all together. Great fun, dark as can be humor, weirdly endearing, and with the proper helping of violence and sodomy. There are some instant classic moments here and a couple of segments hold their own,. Against the top of the genre. Recommended for fans of horror comedy done right on a shoestring. Bummer about the film's title which is unfortunately vague and cannot help gather an audience.

Six short stories of which some are indeed unusual along with some that are not so interesting. I found the first four to be the most, um, interesting and the latter two not so much or perhaps I was just getting tired of the whole thing. They all have some sort of wild scenarios from the need to fornicate with one's own self to save humanity, the inability to have an orgasm unless something traumatic is going on to view at the same time, snorting daddy's cremated ashes, a woman brings her new boyfriend to lunch to meet the girls only he's like dead. The first episode has a wild performance from a man losing his marbles in a fascinating way and overall, it's a pretty good little tale. This is all a mixed bag, but there are a few good things here including most of the cast.

...so hard that you will pee your pants! My wife says this is a stupid movie and it is NOT funny. So, yeah. It's freaking HILARIOUS!

But that probably explains the wildly variant votes. Chicks be hatin'.

So, this is an anthology about a bunch of weird stuff happening to weird people. Peeing in jars. Fornicating with one's own self and various hideous mafia queens... throwing away perfectly good corpses... snorting poppa's ashes...

Let's just say this film is a well done bravura of horror, fantasy and comedy, all wrapped in a hairy scrotum! But... I know what you're thinkng... pretty weird choice for a host, huh?

Good acts, fast plotted anthology in 6 parts, small stories of non sense at all, with a neckslithering dark humour, pretty bestiallic fetishes, where the makers brings forward hidden thoughts and secrets youll never imagine you had.

Its a film for the most gritted horror fantasy lovers, its definately not a film for everyone and especially not for minors and its kin. I do like the filmatographic moves and takes made in this sacramental horror circus, and well worth a try. At least the musical score featured is of high quality and gives flow to a grumpy old mans ability to watch movies.its not perfect, but as perfedt as it could be.