Double Down

Not only did I gain nothing from watching this film, I believe it took something from me.

I don't even know if it's a movie. What is this film about? Why are there Stock's videos? Did Neil record this movie with a Nokia 3310? So many questions, so few answers.

The movie was so bad that it was funny. He got a 2/10 - half star more than 1/10 for nice bare female ass in the pool, another half star more for Neil's effort to collect all those broken laptops and phones from the garbage dumps.

This is Neil's worst film in his entire "rich" film portfolio. There are only few things to laugh at, because movie is so super serious. There is no robotic Jesus Neil, Neil isn't the most intelligent man in the world, and he doesn't play the role of the Messiah hacker. He's simply a bioterrorist who has delusions. You can see that Neil was still a modest guy when writing his first film. Ah, that Neil... How can you not love him?

P. S. But seriously now - what did he make this film about?

A man living in his car and afflicted with mercury poisoning, becomes increasingly delusional and detached from reality, driving around the Nevada desert.

I don't need much to live on anymore. I just eat tuna out of the can and live in the car.

Neil Breen is a writer, director, producer and the star in several movies of his own making. This is one of them.

There's a certain secret to watching a Neil Breen movie and that is, "just go with it". Trust me because otherwise you will be sitting there why is this scene happening and what was Neil Breen on when he wrote it. Trying to figure out what goes on in a Neil Breen movie leads to madness.

In this movie Neil Breen plays a secret agent / hacker / bio-weapon that is capable of curing brain cancer and using several laptops at once. These laptops are scattered all over the desert where a large majority of the movie takes place.

And really that's it. You can watch this movie and not really get the plot assuming there is one and he didn't just go all Scott Shaw on us and give it the "Zen film making technique" where there's no script, the loosest concept of a plot and you only act when the moment feels right.

Nobody in this, or any of his other movies, can act including Neil. It's like he got a bunch of amateurs together and let them loose.

Don't bother with this one, or any of his other movies, unless you are looking for something that it truly incomprehensible.