Beware the Woods

That's it. I will NEVER go into the woods again. Nothing good ever happens! And if you're going to the woods and see an old lady you better run. It's not worth it. Not worth taking a nice hike in the forest when old evil ladies are lurking about. Go to the beach instead! Worst thing that could happen there is you step on a jelly fish. But that's better than being hunted down by a psychopath old lady who just wants to tear your limbs off one by one. Never go to the woods to propose to your lover either. In fact, marriage should be avoided at all costs. You never know, your wife might be the next old lady killer in the woods!