CoComelon: Unser Viertel

The original Cocomelon (which I never watched) was incredibly hated by people that when Cocomelon Lane came out I KNEW I had to watch and review it. And I couldn't make it through the first few episodes because the songs are annoying and everything else is boring. The parents in the show feel more like props than setups, there are too many bright colors, and there is not a single character in the show. "HEY YOU! IT'S A SHOW FOR BABIES! OF COURSE THE CHARACTERS ARE GONNA BE ANNOYING. THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD EXAMPLES FOR LITTLE KIDS" I don't not care. An annoying person is an annoying person, no matter who the show is for. In conclusion, if you have kids, I guess you can let them watch it, but there are much better shows out there.

Let's try this again.

Date: Redoing review on January 13th 2024

Genre; So called children, animation, songs

Duration: depends if you are watching on YouTube or treehouse could be 5 min to 20

What was this film/show/game about?:

It was about telling children what they need to b through song and story.

The story and the production overview:

Hash animation, horrible songs with a determination of making children into what they need to be.

Overall: A very hash program.

Highlight: None. This show is awful it does not have a flexible message

Moral: Cry cry baby and when you get older you will cry again.

Villian: People that want to be themselves.

Punny Rating: Hash-loco

Finals words:

Why does this show exist?

I have no idea why this has such low reviews. Well actually, I can guess. Some people are offended by the mere existence of a kid who has two dads. Don't be worried - there is no overt "agenda." This show is literally about kiddos who learn to deal with real-life things. Giving presents, eating spaghetti, going potty, and being patient. Braving swim lessons, trying on new shoes, going to the dentist, getting a hair cut, and dealing with disappointment. The songs are wonderful (I often get them stuck in my head). No joke, my 3yo learned how to twirl spaghetti after watching the food adventure episode just once! I'm really impressed and it's fun to see the Cocomelon gang age up with our kids.

This is pretty much brainrot for toddlers. Tom and Jerry is way better, and there are some cartoon-style movies based on it, such as Tom and Jerry: The Movie (the one from 1992, the new one sucks). The problem with Cocomelon, is that it does not add anything. Tom and Jerry was, and still is, very entertaining. A lot of the topics that are talked about in Cocomelon content are not meant for toddlers.

My son loved the first version of cocomelon where jj can noglt talk. When watching cocomelonlane i thought that it wouldn't contain so much errors. We have now only watched the first to episodes. The errors are in the first song of abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz they switched x and w, which is really weird. We love to sing so i had the language switched in dutch with subtitles so that we can sing a long but even in the subtitles there are errors. If you translate it to dutch use the right translations and beware of grammar errors. It's also is less real. My kid felt related to jj in the other version but this one is quite fake and weird. Ik a very dissapointed mom. This was so good..