Spermageddon

I remember seeing the poster for this Norwegian movie back in 2024 when it was just released, but I never got around to watching it back then. But as I had the opportunity to watch it here in 2025, of course I had to check it out.

Writers Geir Vegar Hoel, Jesper Sundnes and Tommy Wirkola put together an entertaining and funny storyline, which made it enjoyable to sit through. There are some genuinely funny moments and situations throughout the course of the movie.

There are some hilarious and memorable characters in the movie, and I especially liked the nod towards the "Olsen Banden" characters, that was just a stroke of genius.

With "Spermageddon" being an animated movie, then having a proper voice cast ensemble is alpha and omega, and luckily they did have a good cast ensemble to do the voice acting parts. Given my limited exposure to Norwegian cinema in general, then I wasn't familiar with any of the voices.

The CGI and art style in "Spermageddon" is nicely made and looks very colorful and vibrant.

"Spermageddon" is a rather entertaining CGI animated movie for a mature audience, and it is actually well-worth sitting down and spending 79 minutes on watching. I warmly recommend you to watch it, if you haven't already done so.

My rating of directors Rasmus A. Sivertsen and Tommy Wirkola's 2024 movie "Spermageddon" lands on a six out of ten stars.

'Spermageddon' certainly is not your average animation film. I guess one could refer to it as the sex version of 'Inside Out', but it definitely is not for kids. It partly feels like an educational film and suppose it could be used for that purpose for late teens. Then again, as illustrated in the movie, teens nowadays find everything they need to know on the Internet - yes, and PornHub.

The film tells two stories, that of sperm cells living in Sperm City (located in Jens' sack - a nerdy boy who has just reached puberty). Here we follow sperm cell friends Simen and Cumilla (yeah, clever names) who is taught everything they need to know at the University of Fcking. While Simen is in no rush to be ejaculated, Cumilla can't wait, with the prospect of being the first to reach the egg.

Jens is going on a camping trip with his friends. Also at the camp, is Lisa, whom Jens fancies. On the first night, they decide to have sex, and this is where the adventure element begins - for these teens as well as for the sperm cells, who all race to achieve their ultimate goal.

The film even has musical segments and its own theme song. With pre-cum monks, E. Coli and a villainous sperm cell with a gadget or two, Jizzmo, among the guest characters, 'Spermageddon' is a highly inventive movie with clever (naughty) dialogue, and you might just view ejaculation in an entirely different matter after watching this movie!

The film's final act might give teenagers the idea that it is ok to have sex, as long as they use precaution, and if there is a slip and they get pregnant they can always fix it with a pill if they are not ready for parenthood. "If you're not ready, then you are not ready" almost sounds like an anthem during the finale. Apart from this final message, which I think might (unintentionally) leave the wrong impression, I kinda enjoyed this very different animated film. It certainly had its funny moments!

Most people have a great ability to misunderstand what this animation film is. Which is nothing more than an adult cartoon film for teenagers and adults, which largely showcases mostly just sexual jokes that are mostly intended for adult eyes.

We follow in the film two teenagers who have feelings for each other in a loving and sexual way, through a clichéd teenage party. By through the lead characters boy Jens and the girl Lisa, the film goes via their own body perspective in ''Osmosis Jones'' cartoon style, to just via rough sexual humor in ''Sausage Party'' animation style.

This animated film is unlike any other when it tests human limitations within sexual humor. And an adult comedic musical scene that gives other animated films a real tough competition at the cinema top.

If you are the type who likes humor style like South Park, Sausage Party, Rick and Morty.

Then this movie is for you.

A warning, don't be fooled by other critics saying this is a children's cartoon. Because this cartoon is only intended for teenagers and adults.

Not for children!

Yeah, to be honest, I didn't find this funny. It was way too weird, and at the same time, it was quite lame. I mean, it's true that we took health class in high school, but that doesn't make this movie any less weird. Just... the idea of an animated movie about sperm cells is just too weird, and I'm a fan of shows like Superjail!, Wonder Showzen, Drawn Together (the first two seasons), and King Star King.

I'll be honest, I like Sausage Party. It was a good movie, and a guilty pleasure. But this movie is way too much. It's just a generic comedy about teenagers having sex. It's just too much. A film that takes place inside of someone's private parts?? Like, come on. I will say that it does have a good message about teen pregnancy, but while it's not as bad as Skiff & AJ's Fantastic Voyage, it's still a mostly terrible and forgettable movie.

Not the worst film that I've seen, but way too much for my taste, even as a fan of shows like South Park. The film only has four original songs. Not to sound PC-minded, but this movie isn't worth it. That being said, while I know that Paramount Pictures had no involvement in this movie, this definitely would be the perfect movie for them, given how they just announced a movie literally titled "I Eat Poop", which was based on a children's book of the same name.

No disrespect to PFFR or any of the people I'll mention, but imagine if Paramount Pictures via Miramax hired PFFR to provide the English dub of the film, with the voice acting talents of Jeremy Shada, Raven Symoné, Christy Karacas, Alyson Levy, Matt Knudsen, Tom Kenny, even people like JJ Villard, JG Quintel, Ben Jones (creator of Problem Solverz), John DiMaggio, Eric Bauza, Grey DeLisle, Vernon Chatman, Will Arnett, and Seth Rogen.

When you really think about the book "I Eat Poop" as a movie by Paramount, and even the controversies Paramount had like with Nickelodeon and MTV, Spermageddon definitely fits the most with Paramount Pictures for a potential North American release.

Other than that, don't waste your time watching this movie.

First I want to say that I do not want to have intercourse with a man ever again after watching this. Overstimulating, nauseating, full of misinformation and actually traumatising. It's very clear this was made by men even though it seems they tried to show both point of views. Also the amount of misinformation is really bad when considering the fact that the age rating is 12 years old. Probably not safe to show preteens that are curious about this topic this movie because of the misinformation. I laughed and cringed through the entire experience of watching this trainwreck of a movie. The characters are also not very thought through and become repetitive and sometimes very boring. The finale of the movie was insane. The movie also did not benefit from being a musical it in fact just made everything worse. Also the name makes no sense as spermageddon is literally just ejaculation which is nowhere near the end of the world. If you want to be educated about intercourse and other parts of puberty in an edgy and fun way watch big mouth not this. Big mouth does this in a way better way and also has a females writer/director to actually present accurate information about the female experience.