Terror at Blood Fart Lake

"Terror at Blood Fart Lake" is a cinematic masterpiece that could only be made by a cluster of paint-eating delinquents who got high and watched too many John Waters movies, and then wandered through a Spirit Halloween while punching each other in the dicks.

The script is straight-up Shakespearean, if Old Bill had gotten kicked in the head by a horse and spent his days drooling on an Etch-A-Sketch.

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I just discovered Seaver yesterday but the two movies I have seen were way above average for the low budget horror/comedy genre. I was disappointed that there weren't any blood farts but that doesn't really hurt the movie. All the characters in this movie are hilarious. I'm going to watch every Chris Seaver movie I can find.

Well I was very pleasantly surprised with this movie. I had no idea what to expect, knowing only that it was a micro-budget movie and was going to be silly. All the characters are certainly unique from each other, pretty exaggerated and original. Yet most are stereotypes - we've got the fat goth chick, the d-bag guy from Jersey (who wears a Britny Fox shirt with cut-off sleeves!), and the close-minded redneck, to name a few. The Caspian character is especially a riot with his facial expressions, accent and vocal inflection. There's so many random lines of quirckily outrageous dialogue (most of it dirty) that that fact alone keeps you tuned in. I laughed out loud at least a dozen times.

Now, the plot isn't very thick, in fact, it barely exists (but who cares): Some kids go up to a cabin for the weekend and begin getting attacked by a guy in a mask. The description on the Low Budget Pictures webpage even says "Witness deaths the likes of which you have TOTALLY seen before and better! One part Friday the 13th, one part Ernest goes to camp and 3 parts cream cheese." The special effects are crap, though decent by micro-budget standards. There's a little nudity, when one skinny gothy-girl takes off her top.. though I would've liked to see Ashley Sawyer (played by Nichole LaRoche) do it instead.

All in all, this movie's a riot, and I recommend it to anyone wanting a good laugh.

I must say I set the bar very low for this film when invited to watch. I did not expect to make it more than a few minutes before bailing. Well, I was surprised! It is corny as hell (phun intended) and silly as can be but for some odd reason I had to watch the whole thing. Made me laugh so much it was truly entertaining. Could be a great cult film like attack of the killer tomatoes but won't be on a big screen anytime soon. Funny lines, effects were cheap but done with a funny twist, and the actors were over the top but entertaining nonetheless. Probably need to smoke out before watching this one to really enjoy but worth seeing.

If anyone has rated this higher than 3 stars, they're connected to the film and they're trying to put one over on you. This is a steaming pile.