I Piss on Your Corpse

The title may be something that sounds familiar. And the cover too - not that it has much to do with the movie or anything. Or the movie it was based on (the title and the cover that is, because story wise ... well there is not much to cover anyway - no pun intended) - the movie is crazy. And has some people in it I personally know.

The movie is therefor worse than the sum of its parts. It knows it is not a masterpiece, it knows it is or rather tries to be close to Ed Wood. The acting is miserable at best though. You realize that to act like you can't act ... you have to be able to act. And that ability is lacking in many participants here.

Again you have to take everything with a grain of salt - actually with a whole sack of salt. Maybe a ton of it? Ok kidding aside (or am I?), the movie is as low as it goes. There are some nicer things, like the throwback blood - the 70s called and ... I don't think they want it back - they probably even offered that completely fake blood - a nod I assume to that era. There is also some nudity - and there is a bow and arrow woman who is criminally underrepresented in the movie - no pun intended.

There are some outtakes during the credits that won't make or break your experience ... if you even made it that far. Yes I am crazy - but you probably know that by now.

Its so stupid, there is no story and i am actually angry that i wasted 15 minutes of my life watching this until finally turning it off.