Creep Creepersin's Frankenstein

Really? Really? You absolutely HAVE to be kidding me. Does this guy actually think he can make movies? The Polonia brothers are masters next to this. I'd rather watch Forbidden Zone twenty times in a row than watch this dog flop of a movie again. How can you pad a movie with a two minute "wander off into a field" scene, and STILL not even make 60 minutes? One thing is for absolute sure, there's no question why this guy doesn't use his real name on any of his movies. If the rest of his filmography (and I will grant you I haven't seen any of the others) are at this level, one has to wonder 1) WHO IS GIVING HIM MONEY TO MAKE THESE??? and 2) What did he show MVD Visual that persuaded them to burn his snot rag of a flick to DVD and distribute it? Can you tell I didn't like it much. I'm not sure there's enough liquor on the planet to even make this movie MSTie-able. Avoid like a bill collector.

Creep Creepersin's Frankenstein (2009)

BOMB (out of 4)

Victor (James Porter) is a very lonely man who lives a lonely life where his only friend is a rat named Frankenstein. Victor spends most of this time watching horror movies, talking to Frankenstein and eating eggs but his small world turns upside down when he starts hearing his dead mother's voice.

CREEP CREEPERSIN'S FRANKENSTEIN is certainly a different take on the story and I appreciate the director, Creep Creepersin, for trying something new. With that said, just because an approach is new doesn't mean that it's good and sadly the execution here is poorly done and in the end you can't help but be annoyed by pretty much everything you're watching.

The biggest problem is that the filmmaker appears to be trying to make a psychological film about a lonely man losing his mind. It just doesn't connect to the viewer because it just seems very forced. Psychological movies are extremely difficult to make and the director just doesn't pull it off here. The film looks extremely cheap and there's just nothing that actually works. The constant use of public domain horror films doesn't help and it just makes you wish that you were watching those films instead.

Lead actor Porter does what he can with the material and he's about the best thing in the picture. It's doubtful even Brando would have been able to save this film. CREEP CREEPERSIN'S FRANKENSTEIN isn't awful enough to be laughed at so it just comes across as boring and certainly a miss.