2021: War of the Worlds - Invasion from Mars

I admit that I could not make a better movie than this, but I bet my local high school students could. I enjoyed the movie for its comedy. If the movie was billed as a comedy I would have given it a 10/10.

This isn't as bad as your average sci-fi channel disaster, but they tried very hard to sink to that level.

The dialogue is about as bad as it gets, and it's all delivered with scene-chewing gravitas that made us sorry we had just eaten supper before we started watching it.

Did I mention the plot is absurd, and the characters spew nonsense intended to sound like science?

Evidently Tom Sizemore didn't want to embarrass the rest of the cast by displaying some acting ability.

I absolutely love cheesy b rate movies, but this wasn't even amusing accidentally. There wasn't even an effort for continuity, not that one would really notice because you'll spend more time playing with your phone than paying attention to this atrocity. H. G. Welles is spinning in his grave realizing that some joker took his premise and butchered it to hell and back. The spaceships and aliens did look cool for a quick minute but most the CGI was god awful, as was the acting in this monstrosity. It's a miracle I watched all the way through, but like any great train wreck, you can't look away.

Stupid dialogue and you can't call this acting. Emily is especially cringe worthy. This abomination makes a 1950s Saturday kids matinee look like a work of art.

Three WOTW productions in as many years. Three huge disappointments. This one is just as dire as the others. Poor acting, use of inane and unnecessary dialogue to fill up runtime, plot holes (ship travelling from Mars to Earth in 15 minutes anyone?). I give it some credit for the cgi, but that's all. It's just as well H. G. Wells isn't around to see this.