Cheerleader Massacre 2

Whoa, this is trashily-great!

The kills are fun and brutal - If look unrealistic. The killer drone's CGI are awful but are a nice touch of creativeness to otherwise derivative movie. Also what a great and twisted killer motive. And the killer serves, just saying.

Overall, fun time!

No, this is absolutely not Texas Chain Saw Massacre great, but it is good for killing time - And it's absolutely rewatchable.

Here's one sequel that is way better that the original. A better than expected, fun watch. Adds a little bit of Sci-Fi to the slasher genre.

Set the bar low, and enjoy.

Cheerleader Massacre 2 (2011)

* 1/2 (out of 4)

A group of cheerleaders head to a special camp where one team could end up in the state finals. The only problem are these weird flying devices that are going around slicing everyone up into small pieces. CHEERLEADER MASSACRE 2 is a pretty bad movie that is just downright stupid and that's why I didn't like it. However, the stupid nature of the film at least is original and it partially made me tip my hat to the filmmakers. 2003's CHEERLEADER MASSACRE certainly wasn't a popular film but I found myself really enjoying it because director Jim Wynorski at least managed to give horror fans a cheap throwback to the 80's slashers. This film here has all sorts of nudity, plenty of bad CGI blood and various other things but sadly they just add up to one big, boring mess. There are many problems with this film but the biggest is that it's just not very fun. There are all sorts of naked ladies exposing their big boobs but this here can only take you so far. None of the characters are all that interesting and the story itself just doesn't go anywhere or do anything. What's worse is the "original" side of the story. Instead of a masked maniac slashing the victims, instead we're treated to some sort of weird flying device that is a cross between the ball in PHANTASM and just some sort of cheap UFO. These scenes of this thing flying around are just downright weird to say the least and it just never works. One might hope that the poor special effects would at least make this somewhat campy but that never happens. The performances are pretty much what you'd expect from a film like this and in the end the thing is just way too slow for its own good.

Well, add one part cheerleader(s), one part 'B' movie budget/actors/story, and then add a few sprinkles of non-plot driven "boob shots", and voila... Cheerleader Massacre 2!

I have turned off many a poor movie within the first ten minutes. I had expected to add this to the list of "not gonna watch it". Well, I did finish it. There were many parts that still make me laugh. In one scene, I found myself actually anticipating the death of a cheerleader. As I waited for the event...and waited...and waited... well, you will have to see it for yourself.

Since watching Massacre 2, I finally watched Massacre 1. It is very rare to find the second movie to be more engrossing than the first. Massacre 2 is a rare example of the second surpassing the first.

I like bad T&A slasher movies, they can be great fun (intentionally and otherwise), but Cheerleader Massacre 2 is beyond bad. It's a really, really bad movie with a split personality that alternates between a pseudo-slasher film told by someone who apparently has never experienced anything related to the horror genre and a Playboy style nudie extravaganza (trust me, while a lovely distraction, it doesn't help). Filled with bad CGI, terrible dialogue, zero camp value and a complete lack of purpose. It's ONLY virtue is that it is marginally better than the first Cheerleader Massacre and that is not really saying much.