Vampegeddon

Well.... errrmmm..... what can one say.

Pretty unwatchable movie, made so by the worst sound design/ sound editing in any motion picture EVER, and the worst music soundtrack in a film since music soundtracks were invented. Appalling choices make this ordinary movie unwatchable. If it ended well, please let me know and I'll watch the last 20 minutes.

Released to video in 2010, "Vampegeddon" is raunchy exploitation trash about vampires and youths in the Arizona desert, including a lesbo vamp. If your dark side thinks that makes it worth seeing, think again. The non-special effects are limited to monster make-up that makes the vampires look like Uncle Fester. It comes across as a student film and should've never been released to video -- yes, the filmmaking is THAT bad. The only positives are one or two curvy girls and a great underground metal soundtrack by Glendale, Arizona's Corvus (not to be confused with Germany's Corvus Corax). Corvus is an extremely talented band that successfully mixes styles. They're outstanding. At least the creators did something right.

The "film" was shot in Arizona and runs (mercifully) 76 minutes.

GRADE: D- (but the soundtrack by Corvus rates a solid A)

If you are a person that seeks to be tortured by the never ending selection of horrible vampire movies, then avoid this one. That's right, this movie is barely a movie and the quality of your time should be spent in other ventures. Now you ask why I said don't watch it...and it's because there is nothing fun or interesting or even funny-bad about this film. It's just crummy.

Where to begin? The sound is awful, the acting is brutal, and the costumes are even worse. I mean, you can at least blow your budget on that. Right? Either way, it makes one wonder why these type of films keep getting made, and it's because it is perfect wank material for young boys who have limited internet access. And to put it honestly, the film might have been written by a pre-teen boy. However, it was written by a dumpy 40-year old who got to play out a fetish fantasy in the early stages of this film (you will know which one).

Don't watch this movie unless you are a teen boy that has limited internet access. At least the women were fairly attractive.

Vampegeddon (2010) is a movie that I watched on Tubi last month. The storyline follows a vampire and vampire hunter who killed each other in the American Midwest desert. A hundred years later a young lady obsessed with becoming a vampire conducts regular seances and rituals trying to become one. When she does a ritual on the 100 year anniversary of the death of Vampire Lord Giovanni she may get her wish.

This movie is directed by Jeffrey Alan Miller in his directorial debut and stars Katherine Von Forelle (Red Corvette), Jimmy Flowers (Piranha 3D), David C. Hayes(Bloody Bloody Bible Camp) and Michael C. Alvarez (Expo).

This is not a good movie but Katherine Von Forelle gives her everything. Katherine Von Forelle's transformation scene was entertaining and the blond in this is a smoke show. The makeup and costumes were below average but there is some random nudity and lesbian sex scenes. The soundtrack seemed forced but wasn't bad. There are some scenes that feel low budget, like the entire flashback and first vampire attack; but there were some sequences I thought were fun like the garage sale kill and "give me more" scene.

Overall, this is a very average addition to the horror genre that's worth watching once. I would score this a 5/10.

The title of this Indie vampire movie is very interesting. I started watching and after few minutes I decided to stop it but the sizzling scenes with big breasts actresses kept me active till end of this movie. Thank God.. the director knows what we expect from the vampire movie. This movie has all the flavors. All stars did great performance. Don't miss the climax scene of this movie. Fatty big tit actress Katherine won't let you to go away.

++ of this movie (1) Camera & location (2) Costumes and appearance of the actress (3) Climax possession scene. Wow!!! Don't miss it.

-- of this movie (1) limited characters (2) Missing comedy

My rating is 9 for Katherine. I would go rating 10 if she is full nude in the movie sequel :)