Kung Fu and Titties

Considering the title, one would know about what to expect. This film is seemingly a parody and not a good one. The production value and budget is very clearly low.

The acting is subpar considering it seems like the "actors" don't exactly have much experience as they are quite amateurish. We understand the acting isn't meant to be taken serious but its noticeable there isn't much occurring.

The plot is non-existent and features a lot of random scenes which jumps back and forth. Featuring a lot of skin in about every other scene. Where we see topless women randomly appear in the background without explanation. It's meant for laughs but isn't funny. The dialogue seems like it was ad-lib at times. The film is seemingly quite long and feels longer than its one hour, thirty minute runtime. A lot could have been reduced and the film would be the same. Essentially this isn't exactly a "movie" but more so an amateur film made by friends.

Released back in 2013 and coming up on 10 years later this year, this film has not reached "cult status" like some thought it could have. With less than 250 total IMDB votes, this is an entirely forgettable film. We doubt it will gain many more votes in 5 and 10 years from now.

I would give it 0 stars if possible. The makers of this film were on acid when they made this. The fact that someone tried to compare it to the Kentucky Fried Movie is absolutely absurd.

Review posted Nov 2017 at which time the rating is rather distorted by the family and friends giving it 10/10 and likewise the reviews are lacking the basic honesty that general viewers would want in deciding whether to watch download etc. This is a laugh for some young lads perhaps but not a 'movie' or a film in any normal sense.

It is strictly amateur with no production values, filmed with a camcorder or equivalent and the odd display of topless nudity will be of interest perhaps to someone who has been in solitary confinement for a long period. It is obvious how poor this is within the first few seconds of viewing.

Worst movie I've ever seen. I have over 1,600 movies on my watch list, this film is the only one that earned a 1 ranking, a feat unmatched even by stinkers like Mall Cop, Anchorman and The Waterboy.

The production value is what you'd expect from a backyard, make-it-up-as-you-go effort. The story is thin and juvenile, its origin very possibly a Dungeons and Dragons scenario created by a boob-obsessed 14-year old (redundant, I know). The dialogue is pointless and vapid, the acting is far below even small town theater level (the main villain's list of IMDb credits are apparently mostly appearances as an extra), the characters and costumes seem to be thrown together at random and there are no laughs, intentional or otherwise, unless you are entertained by the inadvertent exposure of man parts by a loin clothed karate-kicking extra . The camera operator can't resist zooming in and out at the drop of a hat, scenes are interrupted by random cuts of dancing semi-nude women and the martial "artists", allegedly local experts, look like backyard WWF wannabees.

Yes, as the title implies, the film features multiple topless, mostly attractive, mostly young women. Decades of casting directors know plenty of girls are wiling to take their clothes off for you if you just promise to put them in your movie. That's obviously still true, even for a flick as ridiculously bad as this one.

Not worth viewing even for the trainwreck aspect.

Listen up Indie Film Lovers...THIS is a MUST SEE MOVIE!

I went to the Premiere in Orlando, FL on August 8, 2013 and fell head over heals in love with "Kung Fu and Titties"

If you are a fan of American Anthology Comedy, then this movie is right up your alley! Remember "The Groove Tube", "Flesh Gordon", "The Kentucky Fried Movie? Yeah...you know what I am talking about! Cerebral, visual and will not disappoint.

Amazing cast, make-up, costumes, location, production crew and direction. I sincerely hope see more laughter medicine directed by Joseph McConnell in the near future.

For a low budget film ... "A for Awesome" sums it up ~ KB