Uniform Behavior

Brazzers has latterly provided a series of porn videos focusing on women wearing uniforms, a very mild fetish that donning his director's jodhpurs Randy Spears indulges here. I know from his many admonitions that his true fetish involves feet (see: his excellent Penthouse video of several years earlier titled "Stiletto").

Spears fails to exploit the title concept, with just the merest excuse to have the lady undress and get down -not exactly what one expects. Cast is well-chosen, ranging from the familiar (Nicole Sheridan in lesbo action with newcomer Marlie Moore), to some top-notch Euro imports, Carmel Moore and Sandra Romain. Romain plays a crypto-UPS delivery lady who humps Alex Sanders and Evan Stone by a pool in the arousing finale, with d.p.'s seemingly second nature for her. Both Stone and Sanders looked a bit paunchy and over-the-hill next to the Romanian beauty.

There's no script credit, and that's the clue as to the problem. Randy demonstrates (in the BTS short subject) what he wants to an English-challenged Marco Banderas, but the final product is simplistic beyond laughable status, as Marco engages in childish puns concerning his fishing rod before settling down and outdoor humping the attractive Game Warden who criticizes him, against a very scenic lake backdrop.

Instantly forgettable, my criticism of the lion's share of Penthouse's hundreds of well-made but empty vignette videos.