Attaway General

This Review will be my 80th on IMDb, I've reviewed train wreck movies, shows and games. None have ever been a 1/10 besides this show. I was surprised that people would even try to make something at all if they're this creatively bankrupt. There are no original ideas here. This would be excused in a way if other elements held up, but no, this has some of the most basic cinematography I've ever seen. When it started I thought it was another advertisement. The acting is so dry and so low effort that it's a wonder anybody bothered to write dialogue at all. This show represents why people who make 15 second videos on Tik Tok of themselves dancing should not automatically think they can make a 2 hour long season of a TV Show. Attaway General is the worst thing I've ever seen.

The writing and plots for the show are not good in my opinion. It seems like no thought was put into it.

The actors, while they may be famous, are not actors. The only actor I actually felt was putting forth any effort was Gabby, and she may not be the best, but she was the only actor to even give an ounce of emotion. The rest of the cast relied on their fame to carry them.

I dont want to be mean but in my opinion I dont think that anyone should watch this. The actors have no acting ability, and the writing needs some work.

The title is not an exaggeration. I live in Los Angeles and I love making movies. I stopped my career as a geneticist to do it. Trying to make it is hard. I was even homeless for a bit. But I'm a pretty good writer now and I got into film school! However breaking into that upper level of professionalism, especially as a minority, is difficult. Then I saw this show. Seeing a show with such a dumb premise, insufferable writing and a level of acting that can only be described as insulting get funding literally made me just lose hope in everything I believed in when it came to my craft. If this is where the industry is going, then I don't want to be a part of it. It actually made me depressed. However I have decided that instead I should look at this positively. That I defiantly have a chance if this somehow got funded. I will do whatever it takes to gain the ability to produce content that brings balance to my industry that this show has obviously set askew.

Te acting.. the story.. girl just started and already decides on treatment? what where they thinking?

Oh man where to start? The acting is terrible, the writing is nonsense, there's multiple romance subplots, and the characters are shockingly unlikeable. But what do you expect from a show made up of famous TikTok stars?

The first episode starts with an ad for "Just Dance 2020" unfortunately reminding me of the Emoji movie and ITS ad for the Just Dance app, now available for download on Android and iOS!

The premise of this show is four teens who are volunteering at the critically acclaimed Attaway General Hospital. They don't really get along, nor do they know how to properly work in a hospital setting. But they are handed big jobs by various doctors, as is the case in the first episode where Dr. Henry asks for assistance from main character Kit out of nowhere while dealing with an unconscious patient. God knows what he did to help that patient, and whether it did anything at all to help. But he asked a person who'd never worked in the hospital before for help. Logic.....

We've also got a bad boy named Jack who just got out of prison....or was that juvie? Who knows and who cares, but what we know for sure that he's a bad@ss who you don't wanna mess around with! Then there's Georgia who is incredibly hostile and standoffish in the very first episode for no apparent reason. But she immediately falls in love with an alpha-male buff coworker so.....that's nice. Kit also has an apparent romantic subplot with an injured kid named Holden who is also revealed to have a heart condition. Will probably result in him dying at some point in the series so prepare to cry by getting the tissues ready.

In episode 2. there is a BULLY. And somehow, that episode manages to be even more ridiculous and make less sense than the first! Kit also shows a more hostile side as she "treats" a guy with his jaws wired shut. He cannot speak, so she uses this opportunity to make fun of him and his weight, and the fact that he got beat up. Like......wow Kit. Then the BULLY (which is another patient in the ER) sneaks into his room and starts beating him up over an apparent Lacrosse snitching. The episode ends with the kid beating him to death while everyone is watching on. The doctors of Attaway General Hospital insist they could do nothing to save him.

I'm kidding. That doesn't actually happen. But it sure would make this show a whole lot more interesting right?

To sum up: Bad writing and bad acting make this a terrible excuse for a show. But it almost fits right into that so bad it's good category. I think I will tune into the next few episodes just to see what happens next.

The show also is currently going by the nickname "TikTok Hospital" so it's pretty easy to find. I've never seen a show with an overall 1.0 star rating consensus, but I'd say this has well earned it!