The Red Ape Family

Just incredible. I've never seen a piece of animation so horrific, artless and unfunny. The writing, voice acting and production are so shoddy and rushed that it makes you wonder what the creators were even trying to achieve. NFTs are one of the most inane and worthless things to arise from the fusion of capitalism and the internet, and nothing illustrates that better than this absolute cum stain of a show.

Oh god my eyes Oh god my eyes Oh god my eyes Oh god my eyes Oh god my eyes Oh god my eyes Oh god my eyes Oh god my eyes Oh god my eyes Oh god my eyes Oh god my eyes Oh god my eyes Oh god my eyes.

Wow... I never write reviews but I had to warn others about this atrocious show. Animation, voice acting, characterization, humor, this has none of that. The sheer incompetence that produced this project is outstanding. If the goal was to lessen the perceived value of NFTs then the goal has been achieved. Any positive review left for this show is a crypto bro with stake in its success. I'm still in shock that anyone greenlit this and attached their name. Wow...

I don't know what to say about this thing. This is absolutely the ugliest piece of animation I've ever seen passed off as a television show. This first episode is all of eight minutes long, and two minutes of that is credits. I can only imagine it took about eight minutes to write this thing as well, as there's a clear misspelling on "detected," and especially because no scene seems to actually connect to any other.

I'm decidedly opposed to NFTs, so maybe I'm not the audience here. But surely even people who are obsessed with owning JPEG receipts, deserve something better than this. This is so impossibly unfunny, so lazily scrapped together, that I truly can't believe that anyone could consider themselves a fan of this. A 1/10 for this show, and a 1/10 for me, for taking more time out of my day to write a small review of the show, than the writers of the show (and there are two of them, somehow) took to actually make it.

Literally the first episode is only 8 minutes long but somehow lasts 21 hours. I have never seen such a high budget with such a low effort show. Zero redeeming qualities, in art, plot, voice acting, literally anything.