Füge eine Handlung in deiner Sprache hinzuA group of friends on a backpacking trip through Europe discover a stone with a sword embedded in it. When they remove the sword an ancient rock monster is unleashed.A group of friends on a backpacking trip through Europe discover a stone with a sword embedded in it. When they remove the sword an ancient rock monster is unleashed.A group of friends on a backpacking trip through Europe discover a stone with a sword embedded in it. When they remove the sword an ancient rock monster is unleashed.
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There's really only one reason to watch this awful movie, so let's get it out of the way as fast as possible: Jon Polito's bit part is awesome. I don't think Polito knew "Rock Monster" wasn't a parody, but it all worked out fine. Most semi-established actors that take jobs in low-budget garbage totally phone it in, but Polito does the exact opposite and chews the scenery like there's no tomorrow. Damn it, why isn't he the lead? Unfortunately the Polito-free bits are much harder to sit through, mainly because everything just moves at a snail's pace. Take for instance the whole sequence after they "kill" the monster for a first time: you know the movie's only halfway done, you know it's not really dead yet. Why do they show the villagers celebrating for what feels like eight hours? Get to the damn point. Furthermore, why do they put so much effort into killing the indestructible supercreature when they know for a fact that it's controlled by a mortal guy who can barely take a punch? Damn it, just kill that guy! I guess these Russian villagers just really enjoy challenges, that's probably why they speak English with one another as well. Overall there's just nothing about "Rock Monster" that kept my attention. Everything about it is terrible, but at the same time not terrible enough to really laugh at. So basically, it's one of the most frustrating B-movies you can encounter. Steer clear.
Science fiction movies are almost a dime a dozen, so you need to do something fairly creative. This one simply puts a bit of charm in the movie. It isn't a classic, and I can't understand the votes of "10", but neither can I understand the votes of "1". The characters are fairly engaging, and the movie has its moments. It doesn't exactly have the cohesiveness of a sit down movie, but like most movies made in the last thirty years, it is meant to be viewed while doing housework, chores, or on the elliptical or exercise bike. It is more about scenes and atmosphere. An American in a backwards looking European countryside, straight out of the old vampire days, takes a sword out of a stone, and awakens a rock monster. Not great science, but neither is most Science Fiction. The movie gets a lift in the rating mostly due to the heroine's father, who does a parody of Robert Shaw in "Jaws", almost to the letter. The director had the good sense of humor to show some reactions to his speech, taking advantage of the comic double take. Bits and pieces make this a fairly decent movie. Not exactly memorable, but has some assets.
I love "B" movies.. and i don't care for many of the sci-fi channel "Made for TV" ones..
But this one was o.k.
The humor (intentional) added a light-hearted aspect that kept it entertaining.
The special effects were typical "Sci-Fi" channel cgi..
The acting was better than some.. but not Oscar nomination material.
The story was decent.....
Rate it 6 out of 10.. not a bad way to kill some time.
My wife thinks i'm insane for watching movies like this... but hey... we all find entertainment in different forms.. I remember one of my fondest memories growing up was watching Saturday Afternoon "B" sci-fi movies with my father on the local independent channel (WUAB out of Cleveland.).. this brought back some fond memories.
But this one was o.k.
The humor (intentional) added a light-hearted aspect that kept it entertaining.
The special effects were typical "Sci-Fi" channel cgi..
The acting was better than some.. but not Oscar nomination material.
The story was decent.....
Rate it 6 out of 10.. not a bad way to kill some time.
My wife thinks i'm insane for watching movies like this... but hey... we all find entertainment in different forms.. I remember one of my fondest memories growing up was watching Saturday Afternoon "B" sci-fi movies with my father on the local independent channel (WUAB out of Cleveland.).. this brought back some fond memories.
Please spare yourself from watching this. It has to be one of the worst movies I have ever seen, even for SciFi Channel.
Basically it's about four college students (one of them looks 40 years old) who pull a sword out of a stone (how original).
This unleashes a cheesy c.g.i. looking "rock monster" (hence the original title).
This Movie Contains: *The worst acting I've ever seen. *Cheesy effects *Boring plot line & a slow moving pace
Please Avoid At All Costs.
P.S. The next time your bus breaks down, and you decide to take a detour through a spooky forest in the middle or nowhere, rather than waiting for another bus, don't pull any swords out of any stones. =]
Basically it's about four college students (one of them looks 40 years old) who pull a sword out of a stone (how original).
This unleashes a cheesy c.g.i. looking "rock monster" (hence the original title).
This Movie Contains: *The worst acting I've ever seen. *Cheesy effects *Boring plot line & a slow moving pace
Please Avoid At All Costs.
P.S. The next time your bus breaks down, and you decide to take a detour through a spooky forest in the middle or nowhere, rather than waiting for another bus, don't pull any swords out of any stones. =]
I saw the premier of this, i orignially had high hopes for this film but after seeing it, I had different thoughts.
There are some elements from other films that they put into this film, like my title, sword in the stone, could they have thought of anything else creative? I don't think so.
Story was OK, acting was descent, it was so cheesy when Jason said "You'll go no further" classic line. I did'nt like the fact that the one Arician American person went away immediately, i think that they should of kept him until the end of the film.
I did'nt really like this film very much, kinda cheesy for me, hopefully they will have a better one than this.
There are some elements from other films that they put into this film, like my title, sword in the stone, could they have thought of anything else creative? I don't think so.
Story was OK, acting was descent, it was so cheesy when Jason said "You'll go no further" classic line. I did'nt like the fact that the one Arician American person went away immediately, i think that they should of kept him until the end of the film.
I did'nt really like this film very much, kinda cheesy for me, hopefully they will have a better one than this.
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