A Hard Place

An amazing movie I plan on sharing with many friends and family once released on DVD or a streaming platform.

Enjoyed the homestead feeling of the setting and the characters that called it home. The practical effects and special effects were an impressive combination. Loved each monsters costume and effects along with the transformations between the two.

Nice and gory, with a lot of fun humor thrown in. I feel like the only thing that would be holding it back is the acting in some scenes, but if you're someone who can look past that, you'll find it really fun and enjoyable. I hope to see more from this team in the future! Made an account just to rate this movie.

The independent film had a funny side to it. With a bit of personalized jokes many would find funny but only a handful would know the real meaning behind.

Ten out of ten would recommend!

This was a film that I got the chance to see via screener thanks to Justin Cook. When I saw that this was a 2025 horror release, I like to help fill out my end of year lists with the independents to find gems. I skimmed the press release, but just knowing that it was in genre, which was enough. Something else I did know was that it featured Felissa Rose, Lynn Lowry and Bai Ling ahead of seeing it.

Synopsis: a group of criminals on the run find themselves caught in the middle of an ancient feud between the monsters that roam the day and the ones that rule the night.

We start this by seeing a woman passed out on the ground. It appears she was knocked out and is coming too. I believe she is Barbara Brandt (Sadie Katz). There are people behind her who are attacked. She is in the middle of a zombie attack. With her are Dutton (Glenn Plummer) and Zuri (Ling).

This turns out to be a movie being shown at a drive-in. Sitting in a car are siblings, Fish (Rachel Amanda Bryant) and Steve (Steven Morris). They're technically the get-away drivers for the crew that are inside. Zenia (Lowry), Hurt (Kevin Caliber), Candy (Jennifer Michelle Stone II) and White (Scott Alan Ward). Things don't go as planned. The person who has the case that they stealing is killed.

Our crew then hits the road and Zenia tells Steve they need to get where they're going before dawn. They head well out of town to the middle of nowhere. They pull off the road and walk the rest of the way. This leads them to a barn. They're looking for fake passports but Candy is trigger happy when Naja (Ashley Undercuffler) tells them that she cannot help and they need to leave. Fish feels bad and treats her wound.

The team then get split up as they're attacked by creatures from the woods. They seem to be plant hybrids. Our crew also meets a 'family' that lives out here. Henrietta (Rose) is the matriarch. Naja is her daughter and when members of the community return without her, she fears that she's dead. I won't name everyone, but there is Jonas (John Charles Dickson), Odie (Angel Nichole Bradford), Carl (Yevgeny Jack Berner), Lily (Jamie Baker), Aldy (Erica Dyer) and Frazz (Andrew Laabs). They give refuge to the survivors, but there is more going on than they realize. It is a fight for survival as our group needs to figure out who is more dangerous? Their hosts or the creatures in the woods.

That is where I'll leave my recap and introduction to the characters. Where I should start is that there are good and bad things here. Something interesting I read from reviews on Letterboxd that this was crowd funded. I can confirm that when watching the credits. What is interesting though is that this might explain a major issue I have with the pacing. This is disjointed. It jumps right in at breakneck speed and I was confused with a couple things that happened. There were also things that were left unexplained that were an issue for me.

Now that I've set that up, let me delve into what I liked here. The first thing is that I love the concept. When our group of criminals get to this area, we see that there are vines and tree branches moving. We then get these cool human, plant hybrid creatures. They kill someone and then clean them down to the bone fast, which was a cool visual and effect. Then as things go on, we realize that the group hosting our survivors are hiding a secret. This feels like Skinned Deep where we have two groups of villains where our characters need to figure out who is the better option to side with in surviving. Developing a story like this is something that helps build tension.

Sticking with a positive here, I'll bring in filmmaking aspects. I love the practical approach to the look of both sets of creatures. The plant ones were cooler to me, but that's not to say the ones we got later weren't. There was an issue that I'll come back to with the writing, but I digress for now. There was CGI used here that was helping to enhance so I'll let that slide. We do get a combination of practical and CG gore. The former looked better. Computers were used for things like gunshot fire and blood spray. I don't love that. I'll say that the cinematography and framing were used well to hide the seams. They tried to do this disorienting thing earlier on. That didn't work as well. The sound design and music were fine without necessarily standing out.

Let's then bring back what my issues were with the writing. I wanted to know more about both sets of creatures. We do get a little backstory. A bit more was just needed. Instead, we kept going back to this movie that was shown at the drive-in and then again on television with this isolated group that takes in our group. I get that they were able to get Ling, Katz and Plummer. That wasn't as interesting to watch though, especially after that opening scene. Slowing this down to develop the characters and lore of these monsters as well as their history of strife would help deepen the story. Instead, we just get this Hatfield and McCoys/Romeo and Juliet idea.

All that is left then is discussing the acting performances. Bryant, Undercuffler, Caliber and Stone work as this main group that we follow. Bryant and Undercuffler are the true stars. There is a bit of forbidden love there as well. Caliber and Stone are caricatures that fit a movie like this. Lowery and Rose were good in their secondary roles. They try to build back-story through them. Ling, Plummer and Katz work in their cameos. The rest are also character types you'll see in movies like this. They're fine as cannon fodder. The biggest issue here though, we have so many characters that I gave up keeping track.

In conclusion, this movie is better than it should be for the issues that I have. We have a good concept here. I love having two groups that are at war over forbidden love. There's also this idea between Fish and Naja. Also, the use of the idea of a group of criminals seeking refuge and then trying to survive against these two other factions works. The problem is that there is too much underdevelopment. We continue to cut away to this monster movie that doesn't fit as well as it seems they wanted. The acting from our leads worked for what was needed there. There are just too many characters. Filmmaking is also hit and miss. The practical effects for gore and monsters were good. The CGI doesn't hold up as well. The rest were fine for what was needed. There is more than good, but this is a mediocre film overall.

My Rating: 5.5 out of 10.

I very rarely take time to review a movie. As the only other honest reviewer said, everyone in the cast must have rated this stinker 8+ I generally like a good B movie, or campy one..not this one. Sorry to be a downer.

Cinematography and location are good. The dialog & actors are cheesy. The premise is ok, just no one can salvage it.

Gory enough...if you can stomach the very poor dialogue. Watch the preview...if you like what you see, by all means, watch it..if not, time to move on to something with a bit more polish and class. This one just does not check many good boxes.

If it's meant to be bad, they succeeded...

I admit that sometimes I will search out a bad movie with the intention of finding a new guilty pleasure. I saw this on Tubi and it sounded odd enough to possibly be one. Boy was I wrong. This is just awful. From the bad country accents of the horrible actors, the laughable fake smoke from the guns, the awkward shots of the old fat guy who never speaks ( who also for some reason wears shoe polish under his eyes???), the stilted dialogue, it's just all around terrible. Attempts at random humor fall flat (the terribly delivered "what in the whatever state we're in chainsaw massacre" and "what in the horror movie" spoken by the same godawful actor), and the ill fitting wig of Lynn Lowry that looks like it's about to slide off at any second are just as awful. It's also a bad sign that the worst actor is the one who never speaks a line, just gives hilariously bad attempts at intimidating looks from his shoe polish streaked eyes. Even the usually dependable Felissa Rose is terrible in this. And what was with the weird sex education film that went on forever and was ultra cringeworthy? Were these friends of the writer/director? Just awkward and weird. The only positives are the creative lighting and some on the camerawork. Just please skip this and thank me later. PS: you want to know how the rating is so high on this? Click on the reviewer names and look at their rating history. Notice any patterns? Yeah, it's either their first review or they're all for projects they themselves are connected to.

It's my understanding that this film started out in crowdfunding. Many crowdfunded films are simply unwatchable on account of the bad acting and low production value. This movie is quite different. With a standout performance from Felissa Rose (along with Thomsen, Bryant, Undercuffler, and some fresh-faced hunks) leading the charge, the remaining characters fall in line to deliver a comedic thrill ride. There are seriously several laugh out loud moments in the middle of the carnage which is truly refreshing as is the original concept. I expect more good things to come from writer/director J. Horton!