San Andreas Mega Quake

When a siren goes off with a red flashing light, someone says "what's that?" and the reply is "an alarm" it doesn't bode well for the rest of the film. Sadly not even in the 'so bad it's good' category.

The "actors" really stand the Premiere of this peace of trash². My son and daughter want to see it.... after 20minutes they begged me to switch it off. So this is my rating for the first 22minutes. And really there is no funny thing in this disaster of a film.

Turned on a streaming service looking for something interesting to watch. San Andreas - Mega Quake. Hey I live in LA, been through a lot of them - lets try this.

So I did - and stayed with it to the bitter end. I wanted to quit earlier but by the time I got to a certain point I just had to see how bad it was going to get. The script itself - dialogue OMG Please. I LOVE CALIFORNIA. Was this the writing teams first movie script? The director, acting coach what have you or should I say where were you. Was the goal to get footage in the can or GOOD footage in the can. Joseph Michael Harris I feel sorry for. You see, most paper bags have been replaced with other types of bags at the grocery stores in California, so there is no possible way we can see Joseph Harris try to act his way out of a paper bag.

I am going to do some more research on this film because I really want to know who foot the bill for this nightmare.

Someone had actually painted on it "Mega Quake Killer". Plus, the nose cone consists of red duct tape, and painted plaster. The 'drama' in trying to move the missile was hysterical.... -in fact the whole scene... that is if you smoke a joint and get stoned before watching the movie. Can't stop laughing!

If there was a lower rating than one this movie deserves it. One can absolutely see this is a low budget film. Lots of movie errors, horrible acting and total unrealistic CGI. Like in for real it's 2019.