Jurassic Island

Crap. I managed to watch 10 mins. Should've stopped at 1:59 when the first crap CGI dinosaur appeared but I was busy watching a YouTube channel.'The Duran' in case anyone was wondering.

First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a name nobody could possibly like....on the best seller list for 18 months!....one of the greatest movies of all time, sir! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!

It was not worth the time or the money to watch this. I actually enjoyed the Jurassic movies but this one really ruined it. So fake. My daughter and her friend laughed the entire time at how fake and unrealistic it all was.

It took me a while to work out this wasn't a spoof.

Wooden acting, terrible music, laughable cgi. I think it would have actually been quite good as a spoof if they played on that.

I watched it to the end as I just had to see this one through. Do yourself a favour and don't even start it.

This movie is a silly combination of other movies, with every scene a cliché. My impression: a middle schooler gave the story to their parent, a wealthy producer, with the kid's friends directing, editing, and producing the audio and cgi. I'm giving it some points for scenery and camerawork, but the points deducted for noticable mistakes are too many to list. Also minus a point for mixing zombies with dinosaurs, its only distinguishing feature and not a good- or original- idea. In fact, this would be a good one for a film studies class since it's densely packed with things a filmmaker should avoid.