One, Two, Many

Without a doubt the worst attempt of comedy I have ever watched. I enjoy B Movies, cheesy films, and low budget productions, this is the first time I watch a movie and I can't find a single minute of it worth watching.

If you're considering watching this movie, walk away and don't look back, take a nap, browse the web, or find any other movie to watch, but don't watch this movie.

This movie has really changed my opinion of National Lampoon, I have no idea how they allowed their brand to go on this production.

This movie makes me wish IMDb allowed a zero rating.

This is the worst movie I've ever seen. Jeff Ross should be ashamed. John Melendez has zero charisma. The jokes are just cheap, recycled garbage. Unsurprisingly, Melendez didn't get any career boost from this.

This movie isn't funny, even if you were high on dope it would be terrible.

It's clear that Stuttering John Melendez thought this witless, narcissistic mess of a movie was going to make him the next Adam Sandler.

Melendez is built like a fire hydrant and has the charm of road kill, yet in this he is a lady-killing lothario battling with his limitless power to bed any woman he sees. The only sexual challenge he has yet to attain is... a threesome!

That's all you need to know about the 'plot' of this. Shot like a high-budget student film, its only technical merits are that it is audible and in focus.

Co-star Bellamy Young is charming and certainly deserves much better. Comedian and roasting legend Jeff Ross appears to be doing Melendez a favour by appearing in this, a role apparently written for Melendez's former Stern cohort Artie Lange.

Of all the garbage National Lampoon slapped their name on in the '00s it's hard to imagine anything worse than this.

This is so bad at first I thought it was a triumph of the satire genre, performance art of the highest quality. No such luck, Johnny Melenderp, the writer and "star", wasn't joking when he put this dreck out. Despite the talents of Bellamy Young and Jeffery Ross, and a solid cameo from Jm J Bullock, this movie makes the Spanish Flu seem fun. John Melenderp's writing is awful, most 15 year old boys didn't laugh at the cheap bathroom humor. And the plot? One minute we see our hero, I mean ZERO, dressed like a clown, the next minute he is in a fake version of Tony and Tina's wedding. I have had better times with my anal fissure.