Stoned Dead

A Ray & Migdalia Etheridge picture. You know there is a lot to this little movie and That's shocking ! We have missionaries,zombies,drug smuggling and it all takes place in Panama via stock footage. Okay,That husband and wife team whop brought you 'FART The Movie',Has outdone themselves and its all on screen. The characters although played by unknown actors are believable and the zombies are unique in portrayal. 85 % filmed in Florida again(ALL their films are),And clever use of stock footage of foreign countries adds thousands of dollars to THE LOOK of film. There is action,chases,wild sets and even wilder performances with police men.

You know how sometimes movies are so bad, they're good? Well, this one isn't. It's so bad it's awful. It's done on a low budget, that's fair enough, but that doesn't excuse acting so wooden that tree preservation orders got slapped on it, sound so poorly recorded you'd think a rattlesnake got mixed up with the boom mike somewhere along the way, and plot holes so big you could get an aircraft carrier through them without touching the sides. The film was made in 2006, but everything about it screams 1980s, with a repetitive synthesizer soundtrack that must have been found on the cutting floor of a discarded episode of Magnum PI. The best thing about the entire film is the song at the end that recaps the plot, which manages to rhyme "mission" with "commission" on a regular basis. It's the sort of song that would score zero in the Eurovision Song Contest, but it's the highlight of the movie, and one that will save you the bother of having to actually watch it.