Red Sonja

There was no reason to make this garbage. It's like casting Bill Skarsgard to play Conan. The movie even took away the origin story of her power and strength. I grew up reading Red Sonja and I had really hoped there would one day be a good live action adaptation. At this point I'll stick to the animations and my old comics. You really can't have someone who hates women make a movie about a beautiful female fantasy warrior. This is what you get.

First I wish to say the main actress did an admirable job of acting and portraying the character, well enough to earn her creds.

The very, very obvious problem is that she was not physically made for the role. She was attractive enough, but not the buxom beauty that made Red's enemies regularly underestimate her. Most importantly, she didn't have the athletic / muscular build that would be required for the part. The choreography was poor to start with, but her lack of power and stamina made it that much worse, as she either obviously pulled her punches or didn't have much punch to start with.

Include in this repeated, repeated, repeated stabbing through plate armor and we have constant reminders of "plastic" Storm Trooper armor that wouldn't stop a stone shot from a slingshot. Pffft.

Typical story, highly predictable. At least it had a semi-twist ending that redeemed it a little. (No spoilers.) Sadly, this is a typical sword-adventure film with an unfortunately unconvincing lightweight main character. Kudos to the actress. She just needed a bit more meat on her bones and (to be blunt) a bit more cleavage to convincingly play the part of Red Sonja. They might have looked at some of the Ladies of Wrestling to find the right build. It's not a "guy review" thing; it's a matter of accurate and believable character portrayal. I would describe this actress as more slim / petite than barbarian. She simply needed more "body".

That said, I'll give kudos to the armor designer who eventually put her in something a little more stout than a barely-there chain mail bikini. A barbarian warrior with armor that at least covers her vital parts is far more sensible than the fan-service comic ever was.

M. J. Bassett's "Red Sonja" (2025) arrives on screen with a heavy burden of expectation, one it struggles to bear. The film attempts to resurrect the spirit of the 1985 cult classic, but the result is a pale imitation, lacking the raw, visceral energy that made the original so endearing, despite its flaws.

The narrative is a predictable and often sluggish affair, ticking off genre tropes without injecting any fresh perspective. The action sequences, while competently choreographed, lack a sense of genuine danger or weight, feeling more like a series of rehearsed movements than desperate battles for survival. The lead performance, unfortunately, fails to capture the fiery spirit of the titular character, leaving Red Sonja as a stoic and somewhat distant figure.

Is it worth watching? Only for die-hard fans of the source material or those with a deep sense of nostalgia. For everyone else, it's a pass.

Was only in theaters for a day. One Showtime only as well. Solid 5. Don't know why it was rated R. All the violence/gore was toned down or not shown at all. Decent acting across the board. Didnt care for the main villain however. Worth a watch...one time. Sequel? Apparently according to the ending 🤔

I went into Red Sonja (2025) hoping for at least a guilty-pleasure fantasy adventure, but what I got instead was an absolute disaster that had me checking my watch before the first hour was even up.

Complete disregard for source material: The film takes the name Red Sonja but throws away everything that made the character and her world iconic. The lore, the tone, even the personality of Sonja herself-none of it survives. It's as if the filmmakers skimmed a one-sentence Wikipedia summary and decided to "make it their own," stripping out all the grit, charm, and spirit in the process.

Abysmal acting by no-name actors: I'm all for giving new talent a chance, but these performances are painful. Every line sounds rehearsed but never felt. Emotional scenes land with a thud, and action moments feel like the actors are just waiting for someone to yell "Cut!" It's wooden, awkward, and sometimes unintentionally funny-but not in a good way.

Non-existent budget: I swear the budget for this thing could have been covered by a month's rent in Los Angeles. The sets look like they were assembled in a community hall, with walls that practically wobble if anyone leans too hard. There's no sense of scale, no atmosphere-just cheap backdrops and bad lighting.

Inaccurate costume design: Whoever handled costumes either didn't care or had no clue. Instead of the fierce, practical-yet-stylish fantasy gear you'd expect, we get outfits that look like bad cosplay rejects from a discount bin. They don't match the tone, the era, or the character at all.

Poor fight choreography: The sword fights are slow, awkward, and so badly timed that it feels like watching kids play-fight in the backyard. Blows clearly miss, reactions are late, and the camera work tries (and fails) to make it look exciting. There's zero weight or danger to anything.

Pathetic direction: This is the final nail in the coffin. The pacing lurches from painfully slow to rushed, scenes have no emotional payoff, and the overall tone is a mess. It feels like no one was steering the ship, just hoping it wouldn't sink before the credits rolled.

By the time the film limped to its ending, I wasn't just disappointed-I was angry. *Red Sonja* deserved better. The fans deserved better. What we got instead was a lazy, cheap, passionless cash-grab that should serve as a warning to anyone thinking of buying a ticket.