Blood Ranch

It takes a while to get going, but once you get to the Blood Ranch it's sort of a homage to Texas Chainsaw Massacre with more than a little touch of Bloodsucking Freaks thrown in for good measure. Sure it's degenerate, but at least creatively so, a non stop parade of demented and oddly funny torture scenes that at the very least boast some imagination--no sense ultimately but it all has a loopy nutty quality. Blood Ranch seems like it will never end, which is a good and bad thing, it's pretty high-powered oddness. Vernon Wells has only one scene, but it's a long good scene and actually from that moment on the rest of the movie works.

The ending leaves a bunch of things hanging that don't have to be left that way and as I said the start is pretty slow going--though there is a decent car chase and some nice cold desert photography/videography.

Much more original in total than the dull ultimately useless The Hills Have Eyes remake.

I have several daughters that are in high school now (a Senior and two Sophmores, twins).

They had a PJ Party and approximately, about a dozen girlfriends came for the weekend, so as to celebrate my daughters birthdays, just prior to school beginning. A pseudo "Last Hurrah," prior to the grind. They came home with 6 horror films from Blockbuster and began watching them. Well, on Saturday morning as I was cleaning house, I hear this familiar tone of voice and laughter coming from the stereo speakers.

As I entered the den, I looked at the screen and immediately began laughing hysterically. My eldest paused the movie and questioned my surprise outburst. I responded, that's Jimmy Fitzpatrick, one of my college boyfriends, when I attended Illinois State in the 70's.

It wasn't a great movie, but it was fun to watch Jimmy play such a crazy character. Congratulations Jimmy, you have a dozen new-young fans...and one older one obviously. Jimmy was a very nice boy back then, and a very passionate kisser.

The film makers of this dark, dark comedy, have hit an all time high, and yet also have hit an all time low. Whence we viewed this psychotic comedy, we had ventured into the air of fancy cannabis, partaking of the inner world. At one segment, I bellowed so deeply that my supper was at it's boiling point. Whomever thought up this silly story obviously doesn't care whom it offends. The rape scenario was just eerily real. Those two actors were either very good, or very sincere in their experiences. Most movie makers curve their views towards their audiences. To what audience this scream flick appeals I have yet to decide. Boorish and freaky. To those whom enjoyed this film, you have got to question your own joys. Sorrily, I will undoubtedly have nightmares for weeks on end. Thanks flicker makers.

If you are looking to watch a film that is trying to fill you up with wonder and answers to life you are looking to the wrong movie. This movie is all about having fun with the make of movies. Horror movies are nothing like real life, hello, and it's all about to scream and close your eyes when the scary things are to happen. Please do not be so serious with you critics. It is so silly to be critical of a movie with this title. Come on guys, be truthful you were not looking for an academy award winner called blood ranch right. So take a look in the mirror and say to your self I must not take my self so seriously. You will have a short life with that bad attitude. Enjoy life, laugh at your self and others. You will have much more fun. I promise. Good job to the director of blood ranch. Good job. I enjoy it.

There were so many silly weirdos in this movie, it had to set out to be a humorous time on the set. I cannot imagine the director planning on making this a truly horrifying experience. At one point i found the characters so entirely bizarre that I was almost heaving with laughter. I've seen dozens and dozens of horror flicks, because i myself am an aspiring horror film maker. And i found this one to be simplistic, but good. The story was obviously drawn upon from other horror hits, but nevertheless, i found the flick entertaining. you need to have the peaks and valleys of scare and fun. I believe the most enjoyable chap to appreciate was the primary sicko spider. he had an eloquent southern drawl that gave me shivers from me head to me panties. here-here.