Blood Ranch

If you are looking to watch a film that is trying to fill you up with wonder and answers to life you are looking to the wrong movie. This movie is all about having fun with the make of movies. Horror movies are nothing like real life, hello, and it's all about to scream and close your eyes when the scary things are to happen. Please do not be so serious with you critics. It is so silly to be critical of a movie with this title. Come on guys, be truthful you were not looking for an academy award winner called blood ranch right. So take a look in the mirror and say to your self I must not take my self so seriously. You will have a short life with that bad attitude. Enjoy life, laugh at your self and others. You will have much more fun. I promise. Good job to the director of blood ranch. Good job. I enjoy it.

Yet another DVD box that promised all sorts of depravity and ended up not even showing a breast.

More silly kids end up out in the desert. They stumble into this compound of a bunch of sheds and huts wherein roam several mental defectives who are led by a guy called Spider. While all kinds of brutality and mayhem is promised on the box,other than a woman getting her arm hacked off not much depravity is shown.

Special effects are minimal. The acting is horrible. The script is worse. More homemade crap from Xenon.Anyone with a video camera and some red colored corn syrup could make something like this. That doesn't mean they should.

I have several daughters that are in high school now (a Senior and two Sophmores, twins).

They had a PJ Party and approximately, about a dozen girlfriends came for the weekend, so as to celebrate my daughters birthdays, just prior to school beginning. A pseudo "Last Hurrah," prior to the grind. They came home with 6 horror films from Blockbuster and began watching them. Well, on Saturday morning as I was cleaning house, I hear this familiar tone of voice and laughter coming from the stereo speakers.

As I entered the den, I looked at the screen and immediately began laughing hysterically. My eldest paused the movie and questioned my surprise outburst. I responded, that's Jimmy Fitzpatrick, one of my college boyfriends, when I attended Illinois State in the 70's.

It wasn't a great movie, but it was fun to watch Jimmy play such a crazy character. Congratulations Jimmy, you have a dozen new-young fans...and one older one obviously. Jimmy was a very nice boy back then, and a very passionate kisser.

I attend University in Windsor. One of our many fun activities we participate together in on our floor, in the females dorms, is to watch horror flicks together in our jammies.

There is about 35 to 40 of us that attend each movie night and this one was extra special. We had a dress-up night for the flick, so everyone wore sexy nighties and jams. Yet, what was the most fun thing we did to the ladies was, a friend of mine watched the flick prior to the show, then dressed up like the man with gray hair and red leopard print jams, and jumped out yelling and screaming with an aluminum machete'. The looks on the ladies faces were incredibly priceless. They were yelling and screaming as though they were six years old. Sincere thanks to the writer, director and actors. We thoroughly enjoyed this crazy flick.

My roommate and I watched Bloodranch a few nights ago and we kind of enjoyed it. It wasn't great but it wasn't gruesome either. Both of us like to watch horror films when they're not to realistically violent like the 'Hostel' movies. Those are so realistic it's sickening. This movie was actually pretty funny. Fairly predictable and somewhat scary, in a silly kind of way.

The fake head that the leader of the Bloodranch guys picked up off of the food tray had us rolling on the ground. The acting was somewhat good or else all of those actors in the movie are really weird people. We're guessing, it might be a little of both.

Cyndi says she would give it a 9, but I'm sticking with a 7, because the movie was more funny to me than scary.