Twilight Vampyr

While not totally unwatchable, this movie was definitely one of the worst movies I've seen in a while; I was reluctant to pick this up in my local Blockbuster the first few times, and I had gone through all the good movies, and so I figured that I'd check this out just because.

That was a mistake.

Let's start off with the plot: a rich playboy meets this hot chick, unwittingly not knowing that she's a demoness from the bowels of the underworld.

I'm not even sure, but the fact that Gary Busey was cast in this travesty of a film might have been a big warning to people in the store.

In any case, here's the verdict: 2 out of 10. (By the way, I'm being generous... not stupid.)

I am actually still watching it right now. T minus 20 and counting.

I feel the need to share my shock and awe over a this masterful piece of film. It is just truly a bad movie, with such classic lines as, "You know how I know you're lying? You're lips are moving" delivered by Kelly Hu as the detective. I like bad movies enough to keep watching them.... to see how bad they get. As far as bad movies go, I give this a 6.5. The dialogue is camp, the acting is sub par and the special effects are budget, but put together, it has all the makings of a decent B movie.

If you're unemployed, home and procrastinating getting on with your day, waste 2 hours with this gem. Or don't. It won't make a difference.

With two pilots dying during filming this movie seems doomed to fail from the outset, but there is enough here to make for a decent b movie flick, pretty girls one crazy succubus, and downright hilarious cameo by Gary Busey. Not too much nudity, some violence, and a quick cameo by Kelly Hu as the detective, now I wanna commit something and well... In any case the lead actress, the Succubus is attractive and downright evil. Don't let anyone tell you the plot, beyond the description. Rent it and laugh at some of the bad puns and unintentional innuendo, and enjoy the wild, if nearly implausible concept. Peace, and to the filmmakers Kudos for dedicating the film to the pilots in the credits.

Great cast, minus the leading man, with lots of potential utterly wasted. The actress who played Lillith, made the film palpable, due to her striking beauty. It appears there was adequate funding given the production values and the cast, yet the film lacked any sense of a true horror plot, nor was there enough nudity and sexuality to pass under the guise of an erotic horror film, which pervades the industry. The whole test pilot, jet sequences really added nothing to the story, and served only as a buffer, to make the film 90 minutes. Hopefully, David Keith will find some suitable and larger roles for his talent in the near future.

Okay, this wasn't a bad movie. It wasn't a good movie. It was what it was.

So this guy named Adam meets a Succubus named Lilith... (and to complete the Biblical analogies, is turned down by a girl named Eve in a bar.)

The "real" actors in this movie (which is to say, people you may have actually heard of) - David Keith, Kelly Hu and the always insane Gary Busey - only get a few minutes of screen time each, and I think that they only appear in this movie so that their names can be put on the cover so you think you are watching a better film than you are seeing.

Still, for a Direct to DVD movie, this movie had pretty good production values, including the jet scenes (where two pilots lost their lives during filming.) and the acting wasn't horrible. Some of the lines were funny in a dark comedy sort of way.

Lots of hot chicks...

It's bubble gum for the brain.