Gettin' It

If this is displayed along with the flowering words I just read, I'd like to compliment the writer as having more professionalism in the writing of the review than was contained in any 5 minutes of this movie.

I truly assume that the writer was an agent or some producer of the movie and is using IMDb to get anyone to view the film. Bad acting, choppy scene changes, and a few pointless actress barings abound.

Guidelines state that this review must be ten lines long, but I fear giving this video any more publicity.

I gave it a vote of 2 only because the Ferrari was clean.

Thank you.

A young man by the name of "Silver" (Patrick Censoplano) is intent on losing his virginity but his girlfriend, "Sheila" (Trish Coren) is highly resistant to his advances. So much so that she breaks up with him after he tries too hard one night. Then one day he accidentally purchases a box of super-large condoms and when the news gets out he suddenly finds that he's a magnet for the opposite sex. Now, while this story could have been entertaining if it had used a little innuendo and some comedy, what transpires is something completely the opposite. Instead of being funny it was just plain crude. The acting was bad, the characters were ridiculous and all of the scenes that were supposed to be erotic were simply awful. Other than possibly Trish Coren and Sandra Staggs (as "Josephine") I can't think of any redeeming features offered by this film. Not that either of them performed up to their potential. Definitely below average.

Getting through this film was torturous. The cinematography was absolutely amateur. There was virtually no plot whatsoever. The acting was atrocious. I feel like my high school drama and film production crew on a four hundred dollar budget could have produced something more enjoyable. I did not imagine that films like this one could possibly exist on movie- renting websites where customers are actually trying to be entertained for their hard-earned money. The entire movie I kept imagining the producer being a fifteen-year-old perverted teenage boy with bad grammar and the film experience of a community college acting student. The storyline reminded me of the prelude to a porn except the dirty, overacted sex never happened. The sex scenes in this movie were horribly executed and with the storyline revolving around sex, I was disappointed to not feel stirrings of eroticism whatsoever. When this movie was trying to be sexy, it was utterly hilarious in the way that as a viewer you feel embarrassed for the director. When this movie was trying to be funny, I just felt depressed and let down that I had wasted my time viewing this, and now I am wasting my time writing a review for this. Bad, bad, bad.

Getting' It was by far the worst movie I've ever seen. I literally had to force myself to watch the whole movie because I had spent money renting it. The acting was god awful, the storyline made little sense, and half of the time I was watching it I had no clue what was going on. The only times that I laughed during this movie was when the person next to me farted, I'm not even kidding. I recommend that nobody rents/buys this movie, it isn't even worth stealing it. This is the first time I've ever actually considered killing myself while watching a movie. I wasted 2 hours of my life watching this piece of garbage, and I have to live with that for the rest of my life. I seriously cannot believe anyone could possibly make a movie this bad, and even more surprised that someone actually picked it up for production. F*ck this movie.

Love, HAIRison Ford

Silver (Patrick Censoplano) is a teenage virgin. And he wants to get laid. Throw in some toilet comedy, stereotypes and stupid characters with amateurish acting and bad execution to get this independent and unfunny ejaculation movie.

This movie is just so crappy, that I can't even seem to find words to describe how unfunny it is. Only thing going for the movie is nice naked chicks, which will surely be a hit with teenage boys with masturbation issues.

Really with a script like this they should have just made a porno movie. The less said the better. Just ignore the fact that this movie exists.