I Got Five on It

Well well, it's about time a good low budget comedy came out like this. Hollywood has been falling off lately. It's good to see films like this come out from those hungry filmmakers out there. They let the jokes speak for themselves, no special make-up, no effects, just good raw talent all the way around. And a good story. Reminds me of another Friday. You actually feel like you're going along for the ride with these guys. And it's good to see Todd Bridges in the mix, involved in a good comedy. His part isn't as big as you think, but it makes you give even more credit to the other actors who are left to entertain us. What a fun ride, check it out.

That Barney Bumble sure knows how to knock me out of my seat in laughter. So great.

A bunch of guys who have listened to NWA way back when they were young wear team jerseys and act gangsta for 1h16m16s. And that's pretty much it. In case you're hoping that the plot will pick up towards the end, it won't. What you get in the first five minutes is all you're going to get. The soundtrack is surprisingly good and professional, everything else, sadly, isn't. The camera-work in this case is simply pointing the camera at the actors and making sure the red LED is on.

I guess since the advent of super-8 and video everyone has started to make a movie like this and then couldn't be bothered to finish it after messing around with the camera for one afternoon, and having to face up to the fact that you don't really look anything like Brad Pitt after all. Well, if you'd have finished the video, it would have looked much like this one. So the good news is, not all that is worth trying out for a laugh is worth finishing.

It's enough to make "Dogme" founding members turn towards Judy Garland movies. Anything that allows you to dream and forget ...

now you may be thinking this is just another senseless weed comedy that goes no where, but in fact you are wrong. I got five is one of the most original pieces of film i have seen since the days of Tarantino and reservoir dogs. The film is superbly directed and involves the audience at all stages whilst the laughs keep pouring in. I highly endorse this movie and am sure it will reach the status of cult classic very very soon. See this movie and you will be pleasantly surprised. The characters are very entertaining and funny each on their own level, whilst the soundtrack is one of the best hip hop colabarations I have ever heard in a movie. Go see this movie as soon as you can, it is well worth it.

Great movie A++++

There are no excuses for crap like this.

This is my pick for the worst movie I've ever seen.

Although a lot of people tend to consign some pretty bad films to be "The worst movie they've ever seen" this is (in my opinion) the worst movie that exists in the free world today.

The saddest part about this movie is that any intent to make it seem funny or comedic, is outweighed by the fact that all the "jokes" are nothing but ill-conceived, perverted snaps bouncing back and forth between the characters in this film.

You could strap a viewcam to a unmanned rollerskate, and send it rolling downhill only to let it crash into a series of garbage cans and it would make more sense (after editing) than this..."movie?" I'm sorry I can't even call this a movie.

Seriously, this isn't one of those funny/terrible films, believe me, I'm more open-minded about what others see as crap...but I GOT FIVE ON IT is restless crap. I've seen Rock N' Roll Frankenstien believe me, that is one of the worst movies, but at least it's hilarious.

The Quiroz Bros. should consider the fact that it's more important to eat than make garbage like this. This is a waste of money that could very well bankrupt the Bros. if more films like this persist; it could make survival very difficult for them.

This film should be illegal in a minimum of 40 states. The Plot didn't exist, I forgot what it might have been just based on my boredom alone.

I've come to the conclusion that watching what the people do in this film is comparable to spending an evening alone with the driving instructor who failed you on your first road-test.

This movie is an instant lobotomy for anyone who wants it.