A Slice of Terror

Ed Wood, you were a genius compared to the clueless people who put this "film" together. Filmed I'm sure in a few hours on a Saturday afternoon.

In this case, the word film means crap on a stick.

Forget the infantile story line, the bozo holding the camera, the lack of imagination.

This "film" exists only because a few "pervs" wanted to photograph a ten minute limp-tool soft core orgy with less-than-attractive boys who have no idea they are being exploited.

If you can see this movie for free, fine -- fast forward but DO NOT pay any money, not a dime.

The acting made me throw up, just a little, in my mouth. The Pizza Shack Owner, a man in a wig attempting a comedic character without any understanding of what acting means.

The janitor, the man in the wheel chair, the skinny, skanky boys romping around senselessly behave as though they are mentally-incomplete. It's as if they thought acting meant they were suppose to act retarded.

I mean none of these people here are "real" actors. Outside of my theory I don't know why such a steaming heap of awfulness was ever filmed, or ever released.

Seriously, dudes, it's not worth it, even if the words "Skanky boys", "Softcore orgy" or "pervs" arouse you -- not even for curiosity's sake should you subject yourself to such a wreck.

This is quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen and I have seen quite a few. It was so bad that it is difficult to know where to begin. The writing was terrible containing very little plot. The acting was bad and not believable at all except maybe in the porn industry. the special effects were non-existent not even qualifying as hoaky. I didn't think it was funny at all and I am a huge fan of dark comedies. I cannot think of any other movie out there to compare it to because I haven't seen anything this poorly done. I am still surprised that this made it to DVD and someone was able to convince rental outlets to carry it. I would not even put this on public access as it would be insulting to other programs that are on there. No production value to speak of here and I looked really hard to try and find some redeeming quality. Some of the guys are cute, but that doesn't defend the rest of the movie. Please don't waste your time with this one.

Sometimes there are movies that are just so bad they're funny or campy, like those of Ed Wood. This isn't one of them. It's embarrassing and painful. My comments would have stopped there except IMDb.com insists a review have a minimum of ten lines and therefore I will include the following; Don't waste your time. Don't waste your money. Don't bother trying to find anything redeeming about this movie. I bet the actors have never admitted to being in this, even when they're drunk. To fill up the remaining 5 lines I can only repeat myself.Sometimes there are movies that are just so bad they're funny or campy, like those of Ed Wood. This isn't one of them. It's embarrassing and painful. My comments would have stopped there except IMDb.com insists a review have a minimum of ten lines and therefore I will include the following; Don't waste your time. Don't waste your money. Don't bother trying to find anything redeeming about this movie.

I can't believe that someone got paid to make this and what is even worse is that they got paid to make another one that is very similar. This is a perfect example of how very bad scripts, writing, directing etc. is getting into production, while so many very good & talented work out there is being turned down. I really will like to understand the politics behind all of these obviously bad decisions. My only logic is that it must be that they make such films that are unacceptable for viewing, in sure hopes that they will come and go without any notice, only to serve as a tax write off for the rich. At least they can give the money to young and talented producers, writers, directors, etc. to practice with low budget productions!