Feast

Monsters attacking a bar with Henry Rollins in it. That's a feast to watch indeed!

Produced by Wes Craven, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.

The good: terrific over the top gorefest, with lots of mutilated bodies, exploding monsters, eye sucking parasites and heavily vomiting big breasted blondes. The works. If you like stupid, bloody, violent, hilarious slasher movies, than this is your pick.

Any bad? Not all of the jokes are timed well. But enough jokes are spot on. Henry Rollins in pink yogapants is definitely worth a watch.

Definitely above the average slasher/monster movie. Have a beer, have a pizza and have a laugh...

Unlike most such films, in FEAST, the action starts almost immediately and continues almost unbroken, except for brief moments to catch our breath. It's a fantastic monster movie filled with sudden, ferocious attacks and grisly slaughter.

The monsters themselves are perfectly hideous, bringing the pain in massive amounts. Their human prey are no pushovers. The ensuing battle for survival is grueling and apocalyptic.

FEAST is fast, bloody, and intense. It's also got a wicked sense of humor. Grueling fun from start to finish...

This is one of the movies that terrified me as a kid watching TV late night. The third movie in the trilogy was often aired so I got to see a few times. The first one is good. You'll get a laugh or two out of this. It has stereotypes, one liners, monsters, a bit of everything. It's the perfect movie for a rainy night. 7/10

In a remote bar, costumers are advised by a newcomer to seal the place since hunger monsters will attack them in a couple of minutes. The man is immediately devoured and the clients organize a strategy to defend the place under siege of deadly creatures.

"Feast" does not have story, but it is gruesome, gore, trash and funny. There are no explanations about the origin of the monsters, but disgusting and nasty special effects in the fast-paced and ridiculous attacks of the creatures that does not give time for thinking how silly the story is. The conclusion is a great joke, with a hook for a possible sequel. My vote is six.

Title (Brazil): "Banquete no Inferno" ("Feast in Hell")

A send up of the old school Gory monster movie, that is absolutely amazing and an utter surprise. If you like the genre, you'll truly enjoy this flick