Complete Guide to Guys

I'm a fan of Dave Barry's writing, and this movie definitely has his style of humor in it, but this feels like a poorly made late-night infomercial for his book instead of an actual, cohesive film. Even though the jokes are good, and the acting isn't completely terrible, the amateur style of filmmaking makes it feel cheap and even cringey at times. You're probably better off reading the book instead of watching the movie.

This film does a good job in adapting Dave Barry's satirical observations on the foibles of the male gender and creates a funny gem of an independent film. Although women would surely see the truth and humor in this film, men would also find it funny.

John Cleese, Dave Barry, and Dan Marino all give memorable performances in this film.

The tongue-in-cheek humor and the episodic skits are reminiscent of "Hollywood Shuffle."

Those familiar with Barry's many books will find the handling of this film true to his brand of humor.

Last night I watched the world premiere of this movie at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival. While it made me chuckle several times, it just didn't seem to be very cohesive. I tended to enjoy the bits set in the modern day versus the silly caveman scenes. Though I am a big fan of John Cleese, his scenes didn't do much for me in this movie. One my favorite bits was Dan Marino explaining proper urinal etiquette. I think that was one of problems, it was more just a collection of bits than a complete movie. Some of the scenes were tied together, but it didn't seem to flow very well. With a $17.50 ticket price for this 72 minute film, I didn't feel I got my money's worth.

** (out of 4)

I read the book first. Many times, when a person reads a book or watches a movie, they do not recognize themselves as the character that is talking about; however, the part that came to calculating your oil change is right on target.

How often have you heard this "The book was better."? Well, it is.

However, do not let this detour you from watching the movie.

At first, I wondered how Dave Barry talked John Cleaves into being part of this movie; then I realized that they were kindred spirits.

Make sure your girl does not know about this movie or you may have some explaining to do.

Speaking about that, did she say something about a horse?

...this is a wretched film. I was at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival and I would have booed or shouted crap at the screen but the director and stars were there. I know that they may be reading this but I do not care--I am a Dave Barry fan and I want to protect fellow fans from seeing this film (I guess you can call it a film). Please Please do not watch it for any reason. Stick with your books--this movie will ruin them. It looks like the pilot episode of a TV show with horrible acting and an awful sound design. I know the budget was small, but a talented writer/director should have received these funds and made a completely different movie.

God awful...honestly.