Alien 51

What a piece of junk. Couldn't watch it for more than 10-15 minutes, and I did it only because i was hoping for more bo0bie shots, but even this was done so lame :( Storyline sucks, acting is on the level of 1st grade of worst primary schools, nudity very scattered and more PG-rating-alike style, monster sucks (not mentioning it ain't scary nor funny at all), camera work is nonexistent (it shot itself somehow, I'm sure), special effects limited to a big bang of blown up old junk cars etc, what else... ah, sound - well, it is in stereo ( ;)) and thats why I gave it my rating (1/10), otherwise I wouldn't rate this piece of sh*t at all.

LAMEST CRAP WARNING: Do not attempt to rent it, don not accept it for free (you'll waste your precious time only), and for God's sake - don't you ever even think of buying this crap! Just stay away from it! You've been warned :) I'm dead serious. I love and own lots of bad sci-fi flicks, but this one... its an insult even to any *dead* brain cells of rotting gorilla's corpse...

I made the mistake of devoting some minutes I'll never live again to this garbage of a movie. I can't say bad enough things about it. The people who funded (which means they evidently rented a video camera and then attached it to the back of a wild animal, based on the tracking and POV shots) this travesty should be banned from ever making another film. Like Tom Hanks and "Bachelor Party," this is one you'll never see on an actor/actress' resume'. I enjoy bad movies, but even I can't recommend this, on ANY level: It's not campy, it's not witty, it's not even remotely entertaining. Skip over it if you see it on Starz (as I did), and don't spend your hard-earned money/time on it, either. I'm just trying to save you the trouble and pain.

That is all I have to say. I was involved in this movie and HATED IT. A lot of the people that made this film, especially the Editor are a bunch of sleaze bags. The acting was only as bad as the direction and editing that went on, which was non-existent! There were some awesome people too, but for the most part Sleaze! I hated every second of filming, it was uncomfortable and disgraceful. Who ever wrote the comment about the film being funny and enjoyable where either on drugs or part of the crew, and that is sad considering that they too bashed the hell out of there own film. There are too many good film makers out there that are not able to finance there masterpiece to put shite like this on the market and try to get money for it. The score was the only enjoyable thing about this film, and even that sucked at times.

I don't know who to blame for this dead piece of independent film. The acting did not match what was occurring. The camera operators must have been on break the entire time. Half the time the scenes jumped with no apparent reason. The sub-characters IQ's matched their shoe size. The director must not have even been on set the whole time. The story in general wasn't even original. And the flaws with the settings were unbearable. Even the parts were skin was shown couldn't off set the rest of the thing. I wouldn't add this garbage to my collection if they were passing it out for free. I have seen kinder-garden plays with better talent. I watched it out of shear curiosity. It was just an awful film. There is no way possible to enjoy this film. Avoid it at all costs.

I generally like watching bad movies, House of the Dead and Alone in the dark were beyond awful, but they were entertaining. Unfortunately, Alien 51 is different...I rented this piece of crap for $4.00(USD) and after seeing it, I wished that I had rented baby geniuses 2 instead The plot of this movie is sketchy at points, but it's basically about an "Alien"(Not really an Alien, because it was man-made) that is killing people in the Nevada desert, and its creator who is trying to stop it.

The main problem in this movie is the acting...Who would cast Heidi Fleiss in anything?! But the problem isn't her...It's the fact that there were EVEN WORSE actors/actresses that her in this movie..

Now, I can't blame the actors entirely, because the screenplay was absolutely terrible...the dialog sucked...the plot was lame and unbelievable...and then you have an ending that anyone could hate

On an entirely new level of awfulness, there were the "Special effects". There were inconsistencies with the alien, In some scenes, the alien looked like a Grey human, and in other scenes it looked like a green alien that was designed by a child...and often times, when people got attacked, blood was sprayed all over them before the alien actually hurt them(They spray the blood on the victims during the attacks, at one point, you can see some sort of hose or nozzle) Lastly, there was the music...the music did not fit the story at all, most of the time it was simple and upbeat right after someone got killed...

So overall, don't watch this, this is th worst movie ever