Señorita Justice

Let me start by saying this: I wanted to like this movie. However, despite my best efforts, I couldn't bring myself to tolerate this abhorred abomination that this database has deemed a movie. Even the transitions between each vomit inducing scene where terrible. I watched this movie with a friend because we knew one of the leads. I lost both my lunch and my dignity for the 80 minutes I'll never get back. No lie, the friend I watched this with actually became nauseous and left early. Unfortunately, I insisted on watching the rest of this disaster. Eva Longoria is used as window dressing on the cover despite her total screen time of about 3 minutes. The music is putrid, lighting and shots abysmal, and the fight scenes are worse than any STUDENT film I've ever seen. Myself having made a few amateur fight videos, let me say that me and 3 random people off the street could have created better. The next time a production company wants to throw thousands in the toilet, I'd appreciate it if they could do it in a way that doesn't send viewers racing to the toilet as well.

Yes, a waste of time, but goodness that Yancy Mendia girl is cute. Even cuter than Eva. The most ridiculous part of it is the inclusion of Edith Gonzalez in it. She's a big time soap star, so I was quite surprised at her appearance in this. Her accent is quite apparent. Oh, and I also liked that the heroine drove a Nissan 240 in the film. Lol. I'm trying to stretch out this comment because IMDb will not let me post this unless it's at least ten lines long. I don't get it. So I will just write, write and write until it allows me to post this ridiculousness. OK, also, this is the only film where the girl looks cuter in a goofy dress than in her "sexy" garb.

Even though this is a low budget film it makes me wanna take my ass to Miami! The movie is a lot of fun, good locations, good action, (it needed more) and good looking women, I've never seen so many fine looking females in one movie -- DAMN!

You hear that Hollywood! Make more low budget movies look like this one.

The film is slicker than most of the straight to video Latin movies that are out there. It starts out a little slow but it picks up and with some shoot-outs, cool Kung-fu fights and cat fights between two females -- MEOWWWWW!

The lead actress in the title role is a little stiff but this ain't Shakespear, it's Senorita Justice baby! The girl that played Vanessa was pretty convincing along Mo, he was a bad ass in the movie. If you're home on a Friday or Saturday night and ya got nothing to do and your a straight male, then this movie can't miss!

It is a good thing I did not watch this horrible a$$ movie. I mean when I saw the action scenes as well as the horrible acting scenes, it just made me want to kick the sh!t out of my friends TV. What were these people thinking. It looks like they waisted about over $50,000 dollars on horrible acting lighting stupid stunt scenes as well as the last scene (OH MY GOD!!!!!), how are you going to "slit someone's throat" and have like a drop of blood come out and then die. It was also funny how she beat up those three guys when they wanted to run the train. That was funny as anything. So funny I thought about watching some paint dry to try and get my mind off of the horrible fight scene. This is a stupid movie and it should be pulled so no one can waist 80 minutes of their lives to watch it. Man I mean if I wanted a long and painful death I wouldn't want to watch it still. I would not want the last parts of my life of any memory of that movie.

I voted one because I couldn't vote zero. The acting was bad, the quality stank, and the whole thing was like the fascination of the abhorrent. The only surprise in the entire (baaaad) plot was that nobody broke out having sex - that's the quality of movie we're talking about - usually films this bad are rated XXX; they have no other redeeming feature. This one didn't even have that. I can understand the parts of our heroine and the blonde cop, but where did the brunette cop fit in? Basically, this appears to be a way to show that gangstas from Habanita are just as screwed up as all the other ones... OK, so the whole thing did hang together in a weird sort of way, but it left an awful lot of loose ends. It starts in the middle and ends in the middle. Apparently, I don't watch enough daytime drama to keep up with this sort of stuff. I was expecting some sort of Hispanic shoot-em-up, but what I got was a lousy plot with the worst acting, filming and action. Also, apparently, the denizens of Habanita all spontaneously speak English (well, maybe so, although you'd never know it from being there - it's not that they can't speak English, it's just they normally speak Spanish with each other), and, furthermore, they can't cuss worth spit. Spaniards really cuss with extraordinary inventiveness, whereas these guys just mouth off a few limited tacos.