Landspeed: CKY

Now, I love skateboarding videos as it is so when I heard about CKY I was psyched. But I never thought it would be so damn funny. I've seen all three and I can't wait for a fourth! Bam and Brandon make the movie along with Raab and Ryan. Anyone who hasn't seen it doesn't know what they're missing! Stupidity at its finest.

Just got this from Netflix, and I was pleasantly surprised. First of all, THIS IS NOT JACKASS. Some of the random pranksters from Jackass make an appearance, but this is Brandon and Bam's movie, nothing more or less. Some of the skits are excellent, some fall flat, but all of the skateboarding is awesome. This movie will definitely make you laugh, especially if you spent your high school days wreaking havoc on your crappy town because there was nothing better to do. Watching this also made me wonder what Mr. DiCamillo is up to these days, he seems to have a lot of talent resting inside that demented head of his. Anyway, this is not for everyone, but if you are a fan of Bam it is a must see.

I never knew the Acme parking lot could be so much fun. Getting in a shopping cart and having it pushed into a curb while you fly into the bushes. I saw this movie last night and really couldn't believe what I was watching. Some of it was really stupid and some of it was hilarious.

What's the deal? Be for real. Here's the troo storey of CKY for all you perpetratorz: BAM and his GENIUS pals (Bran, Ryan dunn, Raab Himself, Gill, etc) made movies for fun in high school. To make them have all the good stuff, they had skating and rando funny skits in between (i.e. Brandon harassing drive-thru people, Brandon thinking up ridiculous plots and them all acting it out (i.e. How to Rob A House), Raab dealing with turds, Ryan Dunn being hottt, nudity in public, shopping carts, and generally doing bizarre s*** in the suburbs). Perfect. Then MTV's hellhoundz got a sniff of this s*** and decided to do a bit o' editing: take out the skating, add a hot guy as an everyman (Johnny Knoxville) who could sell magazines, add a freak who will do anything for money, pussy, drugs, or whatever (Steve-o), and Party Boy makes 3. Plus some other dumb-bums I don't care about. THIS is performance art of the most avant garde highest degree, Yoko Ono eat your heart out, Chris Burden have a jizz-fest, Adrian Piper take a chill pill. This is the sure s***, y'all. Consider yourself cultured, privledged, and highly educated in general for having seen it. You are now a super-illuminaudi agent.

I'm not a skateboarder, I don't pretend to be. But, I do love seeing people hurt themselves and do stupid things. Which is probably one of the reasons why I loved CKY, CKY2k, and CKY3. There's are pure gold. I must say, Raab, Bam and the rest do a get job of hurting themselves and breaking things. This is a must see for everyone between the ages of 15-18. See it, it's great.