Carnage Road

I must say that I hate these cheaply shot direct to video turds. They are most often found on the DVD multi-packs with 3 other crappy movies from the same company. On one hand I respect the little guys trying to make fun horror movies. I just wish they weren't so bad. This one is particularly awful. The acting, especially by the lead male, is ham at its worst. It is clear that the actors are given very little to work with, often asked to draw scenes out well beyond their logical conclusion. The premise of "quiltface" lacks any imagination at all, and we are given no reason to feel suspense, let alone horror. I'm not even sure why I am reviewing this as a normal movie. It plays like a sub-par film school project, and should be treated as such.

I bought this movie at a local video store for a measly 3 bucks. I thought it would be hilarious, I had seen the trailer for it on the Terror Toons tape I recently rented, and I was starting to get into Brain Damage Film's trashy movies. Well, this movie isn't even really bad in a funny way, it is just...bad. Some of the kills are funny, because they look so fake. I don't know what they used for blood in this movie but it looks like red colored water. Not even think, just red water. And the main guy screams like a girl, starts off hysterical but gets old really quick. Also, Quiltface is hilarious...you can see where his mask ends, that is classic. Also, the guy who takes them over to the desert or whatever and warns them about the "Legend of Quiltface" is also hilarious. What a moron. And quiltface, leatherface? See a connection? Only watch if you are a really big sucker for bad movies with guys who scream like a 4 year old who wants to buy a toy bunny.

After years of hard work as a prominent Director/Writer in Los Angeles, working with stars like Erik Estrada, Jan Michael Vinncent and Saban Entertainment I have seen hundreds upon hundreds of films.

Massimiliano Cerchi: has a raw talent that screams out from the very screen his movies play on. Carnage road shows, that Las Vegas is a Lost oasis of un-harnsed talent just waiting to explode! The Locations, acting and Direction show more than enthusiasm, but also radiant talent that could possibly make the million dollar leap into major distribution with companys like Artisan or Miramax.

After seeing this film I myself am convinced that Las Vegas is the new British Columbia of the future and Cerchi has shown us this with films like Hellinger and Carange Road.

I anxiously await to see the future that lies ahead of these talented digital filmmakers from the desert oasis known as Las Vegas Nevada, "Where I actually was born myself"

Show them more Massimiliano Cerchi,

Sincerely: Robert RUndle

This movie is so bad. One thing is this movie called "Carnage: Legend of Quiltface" or is it "Carnage Road". If you look closely. You will see that for some small changes it's a copy of "Camp Blood". Which stinks by itself. Not to mention the rotten ending. A horror doesn't have to have a bad ending just to be a horror movie. It's jsut sloppy writing, just to have a mess of sequels. Here's a hint. If it's made by "Brain Damage Films" then I pass if I were you.

On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being best)

I give "CARNGAE ROAD"

-100 STARS

I was sitting with the director and he called this work his best movie. That's a statement I don't actually agree with, HELLINGER is a much better work. This one has much more camp value thanks to the scripting assistance of the Polonia Brothers. Fans of Micro-budger slashers take note, CARNAGE ROAD is one of the better slasher-with-a-gimmick efforts to come along recently.