They don't waste any time getting to it's theme - no title, no montage - straight into "Biker Girls" features three Pets (Julie K Smith, Dominique St Croix, Janine) where they act tough and mishandle men. It sets the attitude the video is obviously going for, but little wall to wall nudity as Dominique's huge breasts are the visual highlight (5 mins) and it's an indication which way 'Ready to Ride' is heading.
"Satin And Lace" is a boring B&W scene of a blonde sexing a dude on a motorcycle (3 mins). "Bar Dance" has two blondes get naked dancing on top of a bar counter meant to be high energy, but this delivery is tame. Generic hard rock track supplies the intended attitude (8.5 mins). "Locked In Leather" is a young Janine however it takes awhile before she's even topless and the soundtrack is beginning to annoy me (5 mins).
"Bikes And Guys" features a lot of ladies, but clothes stay on way too long. Julie Strain gets her boobs sucked on by a guy in an otherwise flat scene (4.5 mins). "Daydreaming" has a mechanic suffering from visions of Julie K Smith. It's short, it's boring (2.5 mins). "Fire And Water" has a music track that shares the same title so get used to hearing those words said a bunch as Dominique is featured. Some footage seems like b-reel from other parts of her in this video (4 mins).
"Flower Child" has a brunette hitchhiking only to be picked up by a dude on a motorbike and a standard boy/girl (4 mins). "Biker Gang" a scene I never want to see again. Cringe level high as ladies dance combined with Billy Bob's massive biker cheeseburger / beer gut (5.5 mins). "Solo Dancing" is Julie K Smith dressed the same as you saw her earlier, but now ripping out of her fishnet bodysuit supplies this video with it's one and only explicit view (5 mins). "Ready To Die" has Julie Strain getting physical with a bunch of middle aged bikers. Were they chasing her? Was it a dream? Who cares (9.5 mins).
'Ready to Ride' is a very dated piece of softcore which maybe in 1992 could have been viewed as titillating, but now the low level of nudity on display doesn't cut it. The motorcycle theme doesn't do much and even Julie K Smith's multiple appearances can't save it for me. Leave this PH title buried in the past where it belongs.
