Sexbomb

Well, we don't need Tropic Thunder to parody Hollywood when we have this movie that spoof low budget B-movies. Linnea Quigley, or just plain Linnea, as she is now billed, stars as a scream queen under contract to Faraday Pictures for "six films or six week, whichever comes first." She mostly runs around the set topless.

Delia Sheppard, who long lost of credits include "protesting war widow" in Born on the Fourth of July, and "party girl" on Any Given Sunday, plays the sex bomb wife of Faraday, who is trying to kill him (they have a prenup, you see).

Lots of goofy fun as the whole Hollywood scene is made fun of.

Linnea Quigley is probably the cutest actress ever and has been one of my favorite actresses since Return of the Living Dead. I had seen her in earlier films like the Cheech & Chong movie, but she wasn't a name star at that time. I didn't start following her career until Return and have since watched every film before and after. I met her once at a film convention and we had an opportunity to chat prior to the opening. I was impressed how friendly and attentive she was to me as well as all her fans. She also came across as being very bright and very pleased with her life and career. I believe she said she was living with her parents at the time. I thought it was pretty cool that the family was still that important to her after fame. I think she would make a great motivational speaker because after we talked I felt like a million bucks.

Linnea Quigley stars mostly in horror films and horror-comedy films. I really don't like most of the movies, not my genre, and I like her better in comedies, but I do like Linnea Quigley and watch merely for that sake. Here she is pretty darn cute, dresses in cute clothes and does a cute topless scene. These are her hallmarks and here she does them as cute as ever. She isn't given that much to say or do and that is a shame. There are many more films which give her better roles and I urge you to seek them out. I still recommend this film because I really like her look in it which is more along the lines of her look in Vice Academy (though I didn't really like her character that much in that film) and she appears to be having a blast. If you want to see the cutest actress who every graced film SEXBOMB is the place.

Low-budget producer King Faraday is a cranky mean slave-driver and his wife Candy is itching to kill him. She enlists the help of Lou, recently fired and evicted to help with her plans to use the movies he's currently working on as a cover for her nefarious deed. Candy gets King to re-hire Lou, which isn't hard since King doesn't remember him at all. Lucky guy, I wish I could forget stuff so easily, I would start first & foremost, this dreadfully unfunny, unentertaining, and worthless little film. If you simply NEED to see Miss Quigley topless (and really why would ANYone watch this crap anyway) just pop in "Return of the Living Dead" for the umpteenth time.

Eye Candy: Linnea gets topless naturally; Delia Sheppard, Nancy Bridgeford, Monique De Anna, Kim Scolari get topless as well

My grade: D

DVD Extras: Commentary with Actors Robert Qusrry, Delia Sheppard, & Linnea Quigley; Second commentary with Jeff Bradstreet & Robert Benson; a 14 minute Making of; Delias's Auditionand Trailers for "Fraulein Leather", "Nudes on Credit", "Mission Killfast"

Easter Egg: In the main menu highlight a pair of eyes for the made-up Filmography of King Faraday

This is a low budget comedy about making low budget horror films. The only thing this movie has going for it is tons of nudity. 80s scream queen Linnea runs around topless in most of her scenes and Delia Sheppard unleashes her bazookas through out the entire film. Really, there isn't anything else i can say about the film. Since it is not funny and low budget.If you have nothing else to watch check it out. There are enough nude scenes to make it through the flick and at least it's better than those crappy Andy Sidaris movies. This is a low budget film so expect the expected...bad acting, worse lighting, but awesome bodies.