Kook's Tour

I bought a DVD called "The Three Stooges: All Time Favorites" that had "Kook's Tour" on it. I was very excited because I knew it was the Stooges' last film, although I did know that it wasn't very good. Not very good was an understatement: it's a mess. The Stooges look pretty tired and don't seem to be having much fun, and they don't do anything that made them famous. No eye pokes. No face slaps. No "Knuckleheads". Not even any witty verbal banter. This is sad.

This was it, the last Three Stooges film ever made. It came decades after their heyday in almost 200 Columbia shorts in the 30s and 40s, and just a few years after those shorts being rerun on television lead to a brief revival that had the Stooges staring in several feature length films. It's an essential film for Stooge fans. Unfortunately, it's not very entertaining on its own.

'Kook's Tour' follows Moe, Larry, and Curly Joe as they retire and take their RV and boat to visit the great national parks of the American Northwest. This consists mostly of Moe narrating over footage of the gorgeous natural scenery, some comedy bits where the three attempt to be outdoorsmen, and lots of scenes of them fishing.

The most obvious knock against the movie is the washed out picture quality. The footage was basically shot as a glorified home movie intended to be a pilot for a television series that would follow the same pattern, and was virtually lost and not taken care of for decades. Even by 70s film quality, the picture is hard to watch.

Beyond that, it's just not funny. The Stooges are too old by this point for their trademark physical comedy. Even the comedic dialog falls flat more often than not. There are a few bits that warrant a nostalgic chuckle, but not enough to make up for the rest of it. This is a real shame, since they missed a great opportunity to just have the old stars reminiscing about the old times amongst each other or possibly fans they encounter.

Plans for a show were cancelled when a stroke forced Larry Fine to fully retire before production was complete. Both Moe Howard and Joe DeRita would attempt Three Stooges revivals in the next few years, but none would come to fruition. Moe made some TV appearances but died in 1975, just four months after Larry. Joe DeRita retired from show business due to failing health the same year. With Moe's brothers' Curley and Shemp both long gone by then, that was the end of the Three Stooges.

It's sad to see the end of a legendary career, especially when their last effort proved unremarkable. Stooge fans should definitely seek this out. The casual viewer is unlikely to find anything of value in it, though. If you want a taste of the Stooges, find their shots from the 30s and 40s, and don't bother with 'Kook's Tour.'

The 3 Stooges are now living in retirement and are out to take it easy, even though some things do wrong, prompting Moe, always the boss to get mad. But hey, they are in retirement, so no more poking the eyes or any hair pulling.

What makes KOOK'S TOUR so maddening is that it isn't really very funny. Yet it is still an essential part of every Stooge fan's collection.

This film is, after all, the swan song of the 3 Stooges as a comedy act. The picture quality is poor because the only copy found of KOOK'S TOUR is an old 16 mm film and the color has deteriorated over time, as a grim reminder that this film is indeed something out of the distant past. It's even sadder yet when one realizes that Larry, during the filming, would suffer a stroke that would cripple him and ultimately result in his death in only 5 years.

At least one could smile at the thought that the 3 Stooges in KOOK'S TOUR are finally taking it easy and enjoying themselves in their final days as an act.

It was sad that this was their last. But hey they were on for 40 years. Moe took care of Larry & his bros and was just a salt of the earth. They don't make men like that anymore. This was cute and would have been a nice series had Moe not finally decided to throw the towel in, after Larry got sick.

The thing about the Three Stooges is that their brand of slapstick and very physical comedy has difficulty working in longer formats. Shorts that are one or two reels in length tend to be pretty fun; the lasting value of the troupe's full-length features is highly variable. With all due respect to Moe Howard, Larry Fine, and Joe DeRita, and moreover producer Norman Maurer, the very notion of this officially unreleased TV movie raises a skeptical eyebrow. Even if the Stooges were completely reliable, this was produced years after their greatest successes, and no one was getting any younger; in keeping with the sensibilities of the TV medium the humor would probably be gentler, and one may well assume the most appeal would be one of nostalgia for folks who grew up with the comedians. Further take into account the repeated failure to launch a live-action TV series, Fine's debilitating stroke, and the subsequent shelving of 'Kook's Tour' as a project, and no matter what Maurer was able to put together as a swan song, it would very likely be more of a whimper than a bang.

Unfortunately, those reasonable doubts bear merit, and fruit. The concept has some promise, mixing a travel show with the expected shenanigans of a bunch of goofballs. Yet while the landscapes and waterways are beautiful, and the occasional wildlife is lovely, and Moose the Dog is very handsome - on the other hand, Moe's commentary is bland and milquetoast, the occasional reactions of the group to their surroundings are hopelessly artificial, and any slivers of humor are so light and thin that they're lucky to cause one or two happy neurons to fire off, nevermind provoking one to smile or laugh. The most interesting the flick gets is in the several minutes of Moose having a little adventure of his own, but in the first place this sequence ostensibly puts a canine companion in situations that he shouldn't be in, and secondly, shortly after earning a slight chuckle with an amusing gag, the script hamstrings itself by ignoring the bit it just showed us. It's not that this is specifically bad. But for the most part it's so mild that the viewing experience leaves us nonplussed.

I did have a good time, in some measure, and I can't say the film didn't earn any reactions. I appreciate what everyone involved tried to do. 'Kook's Tour' is at most a partial success, however, for the wit is modest, Maurer's direction is modest, and we're missing too much of the necessary vitality - the punch, the zest - that would allow the comedy to land. Deterioration of existing prints prior to digital preservation, impacting the image and audio quality, are not the fault of the production, but nor do they help any. With all this having been said, the good news is that in its own way the overall quality is more or less on par with other long-form titles that the Three Stooges contributed to, with some definite highlights scattered throughout. Then again, that's also the bad news, because the Stooges had a hard time consistently earning laughs with any effort that clocked in at more than about twenty-five minutes. The sum total is still worthwhile on its own merits as something simple and uninvolved, and moreover as a snapshot of the Stooges in their final years. Just don't go out of your way for it, and enter knowing fully well that you're getting into, and maybe that's the best way to get the most out of 'Kook's Tour.'