The Necro Files

i got a copy from the writer of this movie on soulseek. I have to say it is pathetic and just plain painful to watch the two cops act, but i watched the movie as a joke and since it is a homage to august's underground which i happened to have seen it is in my book as an awesome movie. Its quality and everything about it is pretty bad but its entertaining and something to talk about amongst your friends. Reminds me of troma but good stuff. I recommend seeing this under two conditions, if you are bored and need a good laugh, or high, otherwise just let it be. Recommended download for sure. o and the killings are pretty funny. like when the zombie rips the Satan worshipers dick off and stabs someone in the head with it.

The necro files is strange. Very strange. And low budget. The fat cop is played by someone who probably financed the film but isn't an actor of any sorts. It's full of rape and murder scenes so ridiculous that you can't help laughing at them, and a flying tiny tears doll that's supposed to be a demon fetus from hell. It made me laugh, genuinely because of the intended humour, and the humour that exists in all low budget movies that are cheap and amateur. The two cops steal the show as they are just such poor actors. Best Scene: The two cult members begging Jesus for forgiveness

I WAS going to give this turd of a movie a 1 (or MUCH LESS if I could) as a rating...BUT...once I started watching it,it kinda grew on me,and it was funny! NO...it was friggin' HILARIOUS!!! Do NOT expect ANYTHING great from this film. The acting is atrocious. The film quality is horrendous (which probably HELPS). The effects are "OK" I guess. But when I got to "Demonic Super Baby" this is where I totally LOST IT! It was SO DAMN FUNNY that IMMEDIATELY I rated this movie MUCH HIGHER than I anticipated that I would! This film REALLY isn't for everyone,but if you like sex crazed well endowed zombies...sex dolls getting "probed"...god awful (but funny) acting...and the LAUGH OUT LOUD "Demonic Super Baby" (who makes even FUNNIER sounds)...you will most likely enjoy this one. I may even call up some of my buds,and have a "Necro-Party"! You HAVE to watch this one with some other people that enjoy trash...GOOD trash.

A girl is showering unknowing that a serial rapist is staring at her through the skylight. Detectives Martin Manners and Orville Stone is hot on his trail, but not hot enough as they find him after he kills, rapes, and eats a nipple of the girl.He's the shot to death. One would hope that this would be the end of the film. Not because it's too horrifying, but because the level of acting is atrociously horrid. Sadly it's not the end and months later the rapist is resurrected as a zombie by a coven of satanists. So he continues where he left off, with the detectives on the case again, this time a flying baby is after him too (don't ask). There has been VERY good VERY low-budget movies (Street Trash and Filthy McNasty spring to mind), but this one is scraping the bottom of the barrel. Horrible acting, crappy dime store special effects, lame attempt at comedy and oh yeah, and the ending sucks too.

My Grade: F

Eye Candy: Theresa Bestul gets fully nude; Anne R. Key gets topless

This is not as funny and gory as the DVD box claims. I really love twisted and wierd movies, but this one is really just dull! It's one hour of ripped off penises, flying Baby Born dolls and a lot of rape! I think the intention with this amateur sleaze, was to make a It's-so-bad-it's-good movies, but it fails. It's just bad! A few scenes are ok, but in whole it's a mess. If you like amateur splatter like this one (Only way better) I would recommend Andreas Schnass' Violent Shit 2 and 3.