Zwei Polizisten werden gefeuert, nachdem sie von ihrem korrupten Boss aufgestellt wurden.Zwei Polizisten werden gefeuert, nachdem sie von ihrem korrupten Boss aufgestellt wurden.Zwei Polizisten werden gefeuert, nachdem sie von ihrem korrupten Boss aufgestellt wurden.
- Regie
- Drehbuch
- Hauptbesetzung
Pamela Jean Bryant
- Cindy
- (as Pamela Bryant)
Mike Nyman
- Hawk
- (as Michael Nyman)
Mark Hoadley
- Cop #2
- (as Mark A. Hoadley)
Richard McCracken
- Bill
- (as Richard McCrachen)
Allison Tune-Fleming
- Rape victim
- (as Allison Tune Fleming)
David Molinaro
- Bartender
- (as David Molinar)
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Not Outsider Art, whichever title you go with ('Geteven', 'Champagne and Bullets', or 'Road To Revenge' - Indeed, this warranted 2 rereleases, the thinking seemingly is, 'The marketing's in the title; we just gotta find the right one'), so strap in. Nudity and bootscootin''s the future of nonsense ...
This is probably the absolute WORST THING EVER PUT TO FILM! And it's not just BAD BAD...it's God AWFUL HORRIBLE! If you REALLY WANT to lose precious time out of your life,then go ahead and give it a watch. Personally,I would rather slowly drip battery acid into my eyes for 90 minutes...at LEAST I would have felt SOMETHING for an hour and a half! I don't think I have ever seen WORSE ACTING from a lead actor...EVER! And if you want to hear said actor SING...ramming an ice pick into your ears would be more pleasant. Seriously folks...I don't even recommend this dumpster fire of a "movie" to be watched as a "fun time"...you pretty much feel embarrassed for EVERYONE in the "movie" for the entire run time. And if you even can watch it for FREE...I HIGHLY ADVISE you not to. It's THAT BAD.
Toodles.
Toodles.
It's hard to rate this because some of it is jaw-droopingly awesome (in a terrible way) but the rest is horrendously boring and serves no purpose other than to stoke De Hart's ego. Did we really need so many sex scenes? I'm sure John De Hart says so. With a little more editing and a couple more action scenes, this could have been Miami Connection good, instead it's just blah.
John De Hart, Wings Hauser, William Smith And Pamela Bryant are brilliant in their portrayals. John De Hart has become my favorite Actor and this is truly my favorite movie of all time! The action is superb. The relationships are real as is the romance. The funny parts are really funny, the one-liners are great and there are many memorable, meaningful and right-on messages about the corruption inherent in bureaucracy... The movie is thrilling! To paraphrase an eminent movie critic: Everything that is good about action movies has been mirrored here and amped to the next level. Remember how you always wished that Jean-Claude Van Damme would have sung multiple songs in his movies? This movie is the fulfillment of that wish! One more thing you should know: Every female that has viewed this film and voted on this cite has rated the film a '10'. Don't miss it.
Ok...so...there is "bad, just bad", and THEN there is "so bad, it's great!".
And then? There is "Champagne And Bullets".
So much has already been-said regarding this "thing" (under ANY of its titles. "Geteven" or "Road To Revenge" or "C and B" as it stands here. My guess? DeHart will wait ANOTHER 10 years, and re-release/re-cut the re-cut of a re-cut...again (forgetting that age-progression occurs in humans) and maybe call the 4th incarnation: "How I Made Out With a Playboy Centerfold, GotAway With It, on My Road To Revenge, With Wings Hauser and a Wooden Indian".
The film is a NEIL BREEN-style masterwork.
So inept (I mean..."The Shimmy Slide" MUST be on everyone's Playlist in your car. Pamela Bryant collecting a check that HAD to be more than Hugh Hefner offered. And Wings. Oh, Wings Hauser! Who turns in the performance of a LIFETIME. Like the crazy drunk sister you have (or I have) that you DON'T want to invite over for Thanksgiving Dinner...but kinda-gotta. Just for the ability to laugh at the idiocy on display.
No. I won't waste your time with "plot" (who truly cares?) as there really isn't one.
No. I won't waste your time with "auteur-editing" in its infancy. (There isn't any).
No. I won't explain the "great soundtrack". (Because this tripe makes ANYTHING done by Neil Young...even at his worst (which is hard for him to be)...sound like Whitney Houston).
THIS FILM? Simply is one you HAVE to see to believe.
To believe in 2 things: HOW IN THE WORLD did John DeHart get both Pamela Bryant and Wings Hauser to be in it? AND with William Smith (another great character actor) to show up (incoherently, I might add) as well.
To simply GET(EVEN) this "thing" made? Is a testament to itself. And something (especially for "bad movie lovers") to behold and give mad props to.
Irwin Allen made BAAAAAAD movies (See: "The Swarm" or "When Time Ran Out...") Yet Irwin always had a massive budget and could rake in the stars with a phone call.
Neil Breen makes (still does) BAAAAAD movies. He does it on NO budget (which is readily-evident) and can't even hire a "known stripper from Las Vegas Blvd" to appear in his mush.
Coleman Francis made BAAAAAAD movies. (But his were MST3K fodder).
Yet JOHN DeHART...The Man, the Myth, The Legend, himself...made such a ridiculous spectacle here that it simply MUST BE SEEN, to be believed.
I give it...TEN STARS **********
And then? There is "Champagne And Bullets".
So much has already been-said regarding this "thing" (under ANY of its titles. "Geteven" or "Road To Revenge" or "C and B" as it stands here. My guess? DeHart will wait ANOTHER 10 years, and re-release/re-cut the re-cut of a re-cut...again (forgetting that age-progression occurs in humans) and maybe call the 4th incarnation: "How I Made Out With a Playboy Centerfold, GotAway With It, on My Road To Revenge, With Wings Hauser and a Wooden Indian".
The film is a NEIL BREEN-style masterwork.
So inept (I mean..."The Shimmy Slide" MUST be on everyone's Playlist in your car. Pamela Bryant collecting a check that HAD to be more than Hugh Hefner offered. And Wings. Oh, Wings Hauser! Who turns in the performance of a LIFETIME. Like the crazy drunk sister you have (or I have) that you DON'T want to invite over for Thanksgiving Dinner...but kinda-gotta. Just for the ability to laugh at the idiocy on display.
No. I won't waste your time with "plot" (who truly cares?) as there really isn't one.
No. I won't waste your time with "auteur-editing" in its infancy. (There isn't any).
No. I won't explain the "great soundtrack". (Because this tripe makes ANYTHING done by Neil Young...even at his worst (which is hard for him to be)...sound like Whitney Houston).
THIS FILM? Simply is one you HAVE to see to believe.
To believe in 2 things: HOW IN THE WORLD did John DeHart get both Pamela Bryant and Wings Hauser to be in it? AND with William Smith (another great character actor) to show up (incoherently, I might add) as well.
To simply GET(EVEN) this "thing" made? Is a testament to itself. And something (especially for "bad movie lovers") to behold and give mad props to.
Irwin Allen made BAAAAAAD movies (See: "The Swarm" or "When Time Ran Out...") Yet Irwin always had a massive budget and could rake in the stars with a phone call.
Neil Breen makes (still does) BAAAAAD movies. He does it on NO budget (which is readily-evident) and can't even hire a "known stripper from Las Vegas Blvd" to appear in his mush.
Coleman Francis made BAAAAAAD movies. (But his were MST3K fodder).
Yet JOHN DeHART...The Man, the Myth, The Legend, himself...made such a ridiculous spectacle here that it simply MUST BE SEEN, to be believed.
I give it...TEN STARS **********
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- WissenswertesWas featured on the comedy podcast How Did This Get Made
- PatzerWhen Rick (John De Hart) goes to put down his champagne before making love to his wife, a stage hand appears from frame left to take the glass away from him.
- Alternative VersionenThe film was completed as CHAMPAGNE AND BULLETS at 99 minutes, but did not find release. It was initially re-worked with the new title ROAD TO REVENGE with a running time of 75 minutes, cutting most of the sex and nudity, as well as shortening scenes for pacing. It was the third cut of the film, titled GETEVEN (with no space in between "GET" and "EVEN"), that would be released on VHS in 1993. This version ran 89 minutes and restored much of the sex and nudity while also adding a new minute long title sequence and a two minute scene (shot on standard definition video) of the main character practicing martial arts and feeding his pet poodle. This third cut was most popularized through RedLetterMedia's "Best of the Worst", while all three cuts were released on blu-ray by Vinegar Syndrome in 2021. However, only the original "Champagne and Bullets" cut was in HD, as the two latter cuts were originally mastered in standard definition.
- VerbindungenFeatured in Best of the Worst: Parole Violators, Future Force and Geteven (2016)
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