The Little French Maid

Connie Peters might be the only porn star who's had sex with both Paul Thomas and John Holmes at once. She's really hot in double penetrations with Mike Horner and Johnny Keyes, then long John and his film brother, but especially good with her first boyfriend. Really classic loops and classic music on the sound track, too. Contrary to some reviews, she's a very attractive blonde with big boobs and a cute smile.

From the golden age of porn. Here is bad dubbing and plenty of classical music.

Connie Peterson actually looks a bit simple as she walks around the city with a grin on her face as she constantly thinks about sex.

Luckily this French maid is not far from getting some hot sex as her co-worker and butler of the house is big John Holmes who is happy to fulfil her fantasies.

Connie is up for anal sex and double penetration. She is happy with threesomes such as 2 men and one girl or 2 girls and one man, the lucky man being John Holmes.

Big John worked overtime in this film with several sex scenes, there are other stalwarts such as Johnny Keyes, Mike Horner and Paul Thomas.

Connie Peterson might not be much of a looker but she is a trooper. Just a shame about the dubbing.

Connie Peters (aka Peterson) was one of the great porn loops stars, and THE LITTLE FRENCH MAID presents her in full-throttle loop action, but structured as a feature film. I was more than satisfied with the result, which several IMDb-ers have rated a 10, though its weighted-average overall rating doesn't reflect this.

Accompanied throughout by lovely (if overused) classical music ranging from "The Blue Danube" to "Bolero", this romantic opus is virtually all-sex, all-Connie, all the time. It's presented MOS, with very crudely dubbed-over dirty talk which I found a bit distracting -there is little to no attempt to match the dialog to lip movements, and the actors' real voices aren't used.

But it is quality sex that is sought by Connie's fans and delivered in spades. She's a winsome French maid (given a dumb fake-French accent in the dub), seen wandering around lovely grounds, or doing such prosaic chores as sewing or sweeping up. It's never more than a minute or two from some hot sex, and I suspect the sheer quantity and quality of the XXX material must have been tiring back in the theatrical day.

John Holmes as the butler services Connie in three anal sex scenes including d.p.'s, and she has two mixed-combo threesomes, also d.p.'s, with legendary Johnnie Keyes, a young Mike Horner, and a very well-hung black airline pilot credited as "Bob White". Paula Smith is enthusiastic in one of the threesomes, while Mike Ranger emerges the romantic hero of her dreams, as Holmes' younger brother. Connie's notoriety as the queen of anal sex is amplified in this terrific spotlighting of her talents.

Both Connie and Paula wear the colorful scarfs that were the trademark for women in the Swedish Erotica series of loops, providing continuity here with those wonderful short films. PET PEEVE: Conventionally "good looking" models are featured impersonating Connie both on the original artwork (1-sheet) and the video box cover. I'm a big fan of the '60s and '70s porn stars & starlets (you probably are too if you're reading my review), and the fact that Connie is not a mainstream beauty but rather an amazingly arousing, uniquely low-down (& dirty) looking woman is a plus, not a minus.

Director Joseph Robertson, minus the faults noted above, did a bang-up job, and has several classics like A DIRTY WESTERN to his credit. After watching FRENCH MAID I've decided to sample his catalog of later video productions, which are hopefully a cut above average.