The Diane Linkletter Story

Following the tragic death of Art Linkletters daughter Diane.this sick demented movie was made! I have always loved John Waters films but this one was out of wack! Making fun of a tragedy is not right! No wonder it has disappeared into obscurity!

"The Diane Linkletter Story' is an essential for any true John Waters fan. Where else do you get to see David Lochary as a concerned parent? The plot follows Mister and Misses Linkletter( David Lochary and Mary Vivian 'Bonnie' Pearce) who are waiting for their daughter Diane( Divine) to return home. When she does, she is drunk and stoned out of her mouth. David Lochary gives the best and funniest performance of his career and Divine and Mary Vivian are sensational as well! A must-see!!!! Ten out of ten stars!

MOST Waters fans will think this is hilarious, though you'll meet the rogue who thinks it's in bad taste. But then, criticizing Waters for making a film in "bad taste" is like criticizing a hippie for smoking the herb: it's just what they do.

The short starts out with a creepy recording of Diane speaking at the beginning, and is repeated at the end; the picture is grainy and makes Divine look wild-eyed and insane(yes!). Divine is really, really funny, and even though David Lochary gets a little befuddled on a couple of his lines, he and Bonnie still do a fine job.

I went nuts trying to figure out how I'd see this short for a very long time. Some angel posted it on medicinefilms.com; they say they're John Waters, which makes me both skeptical and desperate.

So... go watch it and decide for yourself.

Made around the time of "Mondo Trasho," this is what Waters calls an "instant movie." He read about Diane Linkletter's suicide in the paper one day, gathered some of his friends, and shot a dramatic recreation of it that same day. In hindsight, this was a precursor to all those "E! True Hollywood Story" specials. It's even in grainy black-and-white, just like those so-called "dramatic re-enactments" we see on TV today. Essential viewing for Waters fans -- the credits alone are worth the effort of tracking it down.

This isn't an easy film to rate, as it's one of John Waters' earliest films and wasn't meant for theatrical release. Instead, Waters was testing out a new camera with three of his friends (who would go on to be perennial stars in his films) and it was mostly only shown in counter-culture dives.

The names of the characters were chosen in very bad taste. The TV star Art Linkletter's daughter just committed suicide and Waters named the characters after the family members and it appears to be a recreation of this tragedy. However, considering that Divine (who played the tragic daughter) and David Lochary and Mary Vivian Pearce (played the parents) bore absolutely no resemblance to them, it is a very loose interpretation to say the least. In bad taste? Yes, but compared to PINK FLAMINGOS and a few of Waters' other films, this is far from his worst.

Now as for production values, aside from the crappy film work (which looked like it was made with a Super 8 camera), the acting, especially Mary Vivian Pearce's, is just awful. The characters constantly misread their lines, talk over each other and just seem like they were some of Waters' untalented friends having a few laughs--which is EXACTLY what this was. Had Waters never gone on to better things, then this home movie would have never seen the light of day. Because of this, rating the film is really impossible. However, fans of his films will appreciate that so many of the plot elements here were recycled in films such as FEMALE TROUBLE--so this short film was a training ground for future greatness. Well, not for every one--Ms. Pearce never really improved her acting skills much, but her lousy acting actually is part of the charm of a Waters film.