The Bikini Carwash Company II

I was disappointed. The first movie had some purpose - a reason for the excessive nudity. Nothing against excessive nudity, but this movie's storyline was so incredibly unbelievable (yes, I know that's redundant - that was the point). Also, the camera work in the first movie was much better. All things considered, I would not bother watching this one again. Had I known then what I know now, I would not have bothered watching it the first time.

The original film had a distinct and vibrant summer atmosphere where things were silly harmless and dealt with the outdoors of these women in bikinis and carwashes. This sequel which was released only one year after the original, feels a little more serious as it becomes more corporate dealing with a television network in a business and office setting and doesn't have to do with the outdoors with the car wash company.

The title is as such considering the main characters do return so it does relatively make sense.

However as a film it's very similar in tones of the t & an aspect with more over the top situations of these women revealing (for explicit infomercials). The plot is somewhat silly with how only a year after the original events, the lead and her friend are the top managers at their company. Not entirely outlandish but a little far fetched.

The major problem with the film is it seems to drag on a little long. Certainly feels a lot longer than the first film. It just comes across as a little too cheesy.

Wow...This movie gets an 8 on the cheese factor alone. Melissa is the enterprising young woman from the first one who has sold her company to a greedy land developer and now must get it back. To raise money she and her pals decide to take over a religious station and make it a lingerie channel that shows simulated sex. Melissa always has a soft spot in her heart for dorks and this movie is no exception. She teams up with film student Derek and they take on censorship, greedy old men and each other in what is probably the most awkward love scene in history. Watch this movie for what it is: Nudity, simulated sex and a great soundtrack. The script is filled with bad jokes but it has the sense to make fun of itself. Also the other thing that struck me as odd is that in a sea of big breasted goddesses is Rikki Brando who looks like a fifteen year old boy. She was obviously hired for her acting ability.

This film is terrible. It has no redeming features (apart from the girls), the acting is awful and the script is excreble. Avoid this at all costs. It really is that bad, I thought it was a TVM movie. It was probably straight to video, so if you see any copies of it, burn 'em.

I'm not going to go too far into this. The reason for the low scores based on this film's (good god, I'm referring to it as a film!) relative value (boobies) is because most folks have only seen the borderline PG-13 but still R rated version. Avoid that one. If you're looking for shots of Kristi Ducati's mammary glands, the unrated version has plenty.

It still has that god awful 80s hair metal as well and, unlike the first one, things heat up in like the first ten minutes during the office scene where they celebrate ownership of their carwash company; truly enterprising young women!