The Bikini Carwash Company II

It's hard to believe it but THE BIKINI CARWASH COMPANY 2 has an even weaker plotline than the first movie, and ends up feeling like the weakest of retreads. This time around, the company is doing better than ever, until some evil corporate honcho (who reminded me of Trump) pulls some nefarious strings and gives the girls an ultimatum: to pay up four million dollars by the end of the week, or get out. The rest of the film follows their attempts to drum up the cash. Most of the cast, crew and location are gone here, although it's nice to see Kristi Ducati back as the female lead, and she's looking better than ever. Unfortunately, the script is lamentable and the mugging humour worse than ever. I saw the 'rated' version, which is surprisingly tame given the genre, and features almost no nudity.

Bikini Carwash 2 is a disappointment. At least the first one was a little funny. This one made no sense and the acting is worst than before. If you're bored and like to see naked women running around for retarded reasons, than this is the movie for you. If you need more than that, look somewhere else.

I was disappointed. The first movie had some purpose - a reason for the excessive nudity. Nothing against excessive nudity, but this movie's storyline was so incredibly unbelievable (yes, I know that's redundant - that was the point). Also, the camera work in the first movie was much better. All things considered, I would not bother watching this one again. Had I known then what I know now, I would not have bothered watching it the first time.

This movie is incredibly stupid. Here's the plot: Melissa is going to lose her carwash if she doesn't come up with $4 million. No problem, though! A couple of her carwash girls will just seduce the execs at the local televangelism station into giving her a week of air time, and she'll advertise lingerie. Plain-old advertising doesn't get her anywhere, so she starts saucing it up with "active" modeling (sex). The phony sex in this movie is about the worst I've seen, and the only likeable character is Melissa herself. The only part of this entire movie even worth watching is the music video at the end where all of the girls take their tops off as they wash cars. By the way, not to spoil it for you, but this is also the only time during the movie you actually get to see Kristi Ducati's massive breasts, and even then they don't get their fair share of attention, thus making that aspect of the movie a major disappointment as well.

I recommend this movie if you're hard-up, have nothing better to do and it's on late-nite on television. Certainly don't waste your time or money renting it, because just about any other movie you could watch is guaranteed to have any or all of the following: a) better story b) better acting c) better sex

Wow...This movie gets an 8 on the cheese factor alone. Melissa is the enterprising young woman from the first one who has sold her company to a greedy land developer and now must get it back. To raise money she and her pals decide to take over a religious station and make it a lingerie channel that shows simulated sex. Melissa always has a soft spot in her heart for dorks and this movie is no exception. She teams up with film student Derek and they take on censorship, greedy old men and each other in what is probably the most awkward love scene in history. Watch this movie for what it is: Nudity, simulated sex and a great soundtrack. The script is filled with bad jokes but it has the sense to make fun of itself. Also the other thing that struck me as odd is that in a sea of big breasted goddesses is Rikki Brando who looks like a fifteen year old boy. She was obviously hired for her acting ability.