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National Lampoon's Class Reunion (1982)

1/2 (out of 4)

Really awful horror-comedy starts off in 1972 when a man has a cruel prank played on him. Flash-forward ten-years and it's the high school reunion and before long people involved in that prank are being murdered.

Wow, what a really, really awful film this is. Obviously NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE was a huge hit and a flat-out masterpiece but this film crashed and burned with fans and critics and it's not too hard to see why. There are all sorts of problems with this movie but the biggest can be aimed at John Hughes screenplay. This was his first solo screenplay credit but I must say it's quite awful but thankfully he would quickly turn that around and it would lead to some classic comedies.

The biggest problem with this movie is that it doesn't know what it wants to be. It's obviously spoofing some of the slasher movies of the era but nothing is really done with this. You've got a killer with a paper bag over his head and that's it. The murder sequences are all bland and boring and there's certainly nothing creative going on. Even the comedy elements are a big disappointment because there's nothing creative going on here either. I mean, one of the running gags deals with a lunch lady picking up the food with her hands. Really? When you've got a "spoof" that isn't funny and doesn't have anything going for it you're just left with a dead movie that drags even with its short running time.

It should be noted that there aren't any Saturday Night Live members here. Gerrit Graham, Michael Lerner and Stephen Furst are all good actors but they're given very little to work with. There are a couple very small gags throughout the film but certainly not enough to keep you entertained. Chuck Berry shows up for a quick sequence but the film doesn't have any "fun" with him as he basically plays a couple songs and disappear.

All in all, NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CLASS REUNION is a film that has pretty much been forgotten and it's easy to see why. The Lampoon guys would eventually get back on track but this film here is just a complete misfire from start to finish.

I have to admit it, I always liked this film too! I just got this film, and it was a full SP copy for only $3.00 brand new! I'm looking for a full SP copy of "The Meateater" No, it's not a porn tape! Gerrit Graham "Used Cars" was always one of my favorite actors. A topless Misty Rowe! who could ask for anything more! Miriam Flynn before becoming "Cousin Eddie's" better half. Is there any other kind?

Gerrit Graham is a great actor....but he can not star in a movie. Much like football, Gerrit has the talent to run the ball in for a touchdown but can't. However, he is a guarantee 3 points every game. Here, Gerrit is good but does nothing as the star of the movie. The entire cast has there moments, but nothing worth keeping your attention for an entire 90 minutes. The movie at times seems too low budget to be anything great like Animal House or Chritmas Vacation. The story is pure humor, nothing but quick and sometimes witty fart jokes that only make you laugh for a second or two. Nudity is added just for pure laughs, nothing terrific. All in all, it is a quick comedy with nothing to show for it. The movie starts out good with a potential story but ends quick and corny.

If you're looking for unique characters, a twisted plot, and low brow laughs,than this is your movie. It's entertainment, pure and simple, and if you are a haughty critic that is looking for substance, please go elsewhere. Not everything can be "Jane Eyre"(but than again, "Jane Eyre" could never make you laugh). FUN MOVIE.

Dreadful spoof on '80's horror flicks isn't on the rock-bottom-level as Scary Movie 2 only because it's too dull. I have no real idea why I'm writing about this movie but I do want to say that Zane Buzby's comic timing as Doloris -the crippled girl who sold her soul to the Devil- is perfect and made me laugh like crazy. Her initial introduction at the bar, all her banter with Miriam Flynn's Bunny, and her final dance while the credits rolled are funnier than most of the teen cult movies and Saturday Night Live skits we have now! I've never seen her since but she was great here!

Also worth mentioning are the brief appearance of the late Anne Ramsey (Throw Mama from the Train) as the cigarette smoking lunch lady and a set piece involving a nervous young wife's confession to a priest about her extracurricular activities.

This is one of those bad movies you see that contain some great honest laughs but you're too ashamed to tell anyone about it.