Karate, Küsse, blonde Katzen

Martial arts, slapstick, and loads of boobs - that' what The Bod Squad slams onto our plates.

Chinese girl traffickers kidnap a group of women who quickly pick up kung fu while in captivity.

After just 5 minutes of training in a laundry basement, they take down a bunch of rowdy, overbearing pirates. One more training session, and they tear the whole place apart and escape. One minute they're helpless chicks, the next they're killing with cold-blooded efficiency.

And, bless them, they do almost all of it in skimpy panties, bells a-jingling.

The movie's packed with absurd scenes-like using olive pits as ninja stars, spit-fired with deadly force. The girl's airbags are shamelessly deployed as close-combat distractions.

Sure you can call this flick anything and I call it junk. Supposedly most chicks in this nonsense are virgins -- well, its a movie so show me. Producer did go as far as tits and my wild guess is commies gave him direction and, sure enough, the good guys won in the end. Yes, now China is leading country of the world and teach how things should be done.

This movie rocks. Very attractive 70's chicks fight it out against evil chinese guys. This movie is highly entertaining and makes little sense. I simply loved it. The german director was also responsible for most parts of the infamous german sexploitation series SCHULMAEDCHEN REPORT, aka SCHOOL GIRL REPORTS in the early till late 70's.

Pirates attack an English merchant ship and kidnap 5 young women to sell them. But before they are sold as concubines, the five are first sent to a women's camp where they are taught what will make them good lovers later on. But one thing is certain for the 5 women: they want their freedom back, and they want it with the help of local fighting techniques!

"Schulmädchenreport" goes Hong Kong, Ernst Hofbauer meets Shaw Brothers: the result is a crazy genre mix of Asian kung fu film and German sex farce. Sounds like trash, and it is, but in a positive sense. The exploitation fan's heart beats faster, entertaining nonsense from beginning to end! Naked female power non-stop and wild, senseless martial arts interludes...what more could you want? Add to that the dubbing, which was usually great in those days. In any case, varied and entertaining, if you know what you're getting, you won't regret it.

I saw this German/Chinese co-production in German and all I can say is at some point this schlock classic has to come to DVD in English because this movie is just too much fun.

As I said I saw this in German so I can't be sure how much I understood but I think it goes something like this: a group of white women are sold into slavery by some pirates t some warlord who runs a town. The women are to be prostitutes and sex slaves. The women are secretly trained in various martial arts by a woman who is trying to get rid of the warlord. At some point the women fight back and a huge battle ensues with the half dressed women fighting for their freedom against an army of men dressed as ninjas.

I really liked this movie a great deal even though I saw this in German sans subtitles. I didn't understand anything other than what could be shown, but with action this good it didn't make any difference. This is pure exploitation gold. The movie seems funny (intentionally), it has good acting, beautiful people, great action and the sense to just keep going. Its wonderful fun.

See this movie, even if you have to see it un-dubbed or subtitled, this is a movie that should be sought out by action and exploitation lovers everywhere.