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funny, fancy talking, a lot of hair and a background microphone appearing on the screen!

what do you need more? fortunately the movie had a good ending.

not bad at all for lovers of this genre.

What makes this movie so fun and enjoyable to watch is the constant "beeping" in the movie. Almost every time that one of the characters say a "bad" word,you hear this beep,like in the Jerry Springer show but then much better and much funnier. The story of course is inferior,but who cares! the acting is surprisingly good,especially by Archie Anders and the crazy taxi driver.

The music during the movie is comic,underlined by those beeps and other sound effects. It also shows the city of New York in a time when it was a dump.

Watch out for the polish jokes sequence for some fine laughs,although the entire movie is pretty funny.

PS: Watch it with some friends,beer and nuts! guaranteed success

Assumed this was more so of a raunchy sex comedy similar to Porky's, however it is far more gratuitous with its explicit scenes and is closer to a soft core film than a teen sex feature film. More skin shown than expected, as it starts from the start.

As a plot, it is very simply and silly. About Archie being overly eager and desperate in trying to score, where we see him go from one unfunny scene to another. What people nay have found funny or comedic back then has certainly changed in today's day and age. Nothing was generally funny, more so juvenile and severely forced.

Several instances, we see Archie manage to be involved in situations such as hiding in the cheerleaders' locker room after a basketball game, where were see the women undress then have their showers, ending up on a set of an adult film (with Ronnie), to even going on the rooftop to spy on his sister in the bathroom. Then somehow in the end at New Years Time Square, he lucks out and gets with another woman where she offers to take him to her house. Bizarre ending with him passing out in the elevator.

Overall the film is relatively short enough but it's clear the skin scenes are thrown in to distract us from the fact the film isn't very good. It's a parody but without any laughs.

I rented this movie because I was a young kid with percolating hormones.

The movie is absolutely terrible. Everything was badly executed and crapped into a VHS box. A very, very large VHS box.

The plot is very simple, and there's not much going on. Characters from the Archie comic books are in a live action sex comedy. When I watched this 30 years ago, my brother and I wondered if it was really an adult film edited to a heavy R rating. We never found out.

Anyway, this movie is trash. It was horrible then, and is probably horrible now. I might see if I can find it and watch it one more time for nostalgia.

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I'm pretty sure this is the movie I rented once and came home with a p-rno in the case for it. I called the video store, and the clerk was super apologetic until I told him what movie I'd rented, then immediately sunk into a dismissive, "Oh."

This movie remains more fascinating to me than it has any right to be. The reason has little to do with the movie itself, but the intention.

Did Jim McBride start writing the world's h-rniest Archie parody and then lose the thread a third of the way into writing it or did he write a h-rny teenage comedy and then think to make it an Archie parody and threw a small handful of Archie related jokes at the beginning?

For what it's worth, Steve Curry's "Mughead" is the only performance that could have been from a real Archie movie, or at least committed Archie parody, while I suppose Rick Ross's "Reggy" is trying for the right thing, but he falls way short. A few others, including Henry Cory's "Archie Anders", talk in kind of an odd '40s sounding voice, and most of the rest just seem like '70s post-hippies just talking the talk of the day.

"Midge" makes a brief appearance to explain why she can't make it with "Archie" despite "Big Moose" being out of town.

But really, that's it for the parody stuff. Amy Farber's "Bette" isn't even blonde. Despite knocking it, I've perhaps still made the parody sound like more than it is, because it's unavoidable to mention it and discuss that element when talking about the movie, which can't help but make it sound more important than it is.

Before the halfway mark, "Archie" leaves the high school setting, before we meet Miss Grundy, Mr. Weatherbee or any other characters one might have expected.

"Archie" continues pursuing "Ronnie" and "Bette", although neither have characters related to the characters they're parodying. The last hour has a single Dilton/"Milton" joke and I suppose he falls between "Mughead" and "Reggy" in portrayal, although his appearance is too brief to discuss properly.

The plot ultimately is just "Archie goes from place to place trying to get laid". I must note that I've never seen a movie with that plot in which the lead character has as much penetrative sex that's interrupted as this one. I'm not certain if I've seen that device used at all in another of them, but it honestly happens 3 or 4 times in this.

As I noted, he leaves high school and, for the most part, high school kids, before the halfway mark. He wanders the streets of New York, meeting cab drivers, prostitutes and ends up at a p-rn shoot. It's less a story as a series of vignettes, but even then I'm not sure the vignettes hold up on their own.

That said, there's something hypnotic about the whole thing, perhaps it's just the narration by Curry, who tells the tale, despite leaving the story before the halfway point. I honestly wish after watching this and McBride's much better Glen and Randa that Curry had gotten more movie opportunities, because I think he's quite. Hell, I wish he'd gotten more opportunity in this movie, since he's really clearly the most dynamic performer in the whole mess.