The Snoop Sisters

I remember the Alice Cooper episode very well. He sang "Sick Things". Quite an unexpected treat for young Cooper fans.

"The Snoop Sisters" starred Helen Hayes, Mildred Natwick, Lou Antonio, and Bert Convy. Unfortunately, it never attracted an audience. Like the later, much better "Ellery Queen," it was about ten years too early. The golden ager TV boom - the breakout hits "The Golden Girls" and "Murder, She Wrote" didn't happen until a decade later.

"The Snoop Sisters" sported some fabulous guest stars and was silly as all get-out. Because it was forced into a 90-minute time slot, it seems slow. The obviousness of the murders on "Murder, She Wrote," didn't stop it from becoming a hit, however, so it's unlikely that was the real problem with "The Snoop Sisters." Like MSW, it relied heavily on style instead of substance and taken on that basis, it was an entertaining series.

With formidable and adorable stars like Hayes and Natwick, it's a shame that this series appeared on TV when it did. Timing, as they say, is everything.

Most television afficionados know about the detective series, "Murder, She Wrote." It starred the great leading lady of Broadway and star of many films, Angela Lansbury as Jessica Fletcher, an author of mystery novels who found herself entangled every week in some grisly homicide in and around the otherwise pleasant and picturesque town of Cabot Cove, Maine. But, long before Ms. Fletcher sat down at her typewriter, we had these two: The Snoop Sisters.

This show was part of the rotating set of programs under the umbrella title "NBC Tuesday Mystery Movie" which was a different group of shows from their "Sunday Mystery Movie" which had the bigger names and more successful series, like Peter Falk as "Columbo" and Rock Hudson and Susan Saint James as "MacMillan and Wife."

It was extremely rare for a woman to be the lead character in a detective related series, back in 1973. But having TWO women (especially of an advancing age) made this program just that much more unique.

Both of these crones were writers, with Ernesta Snoop (Helen Hayes) being the mystery novelist and Gwendolyn Snoop (Mildred Natwick) being a poet and co-author of Ernesta's stories. They lived up to their surnames by sticking their noses where the NYPD were supposed to be working (and they had a nephew who was a Lieutenant on the force who fed them info, played by Bert Convy).

There was plenty of humor, as the sisters were shuttled around town to various crime scenes in their old fashioned jalopy, piloted by their chauffeur, Barney, played by Lou Antonio, hounded and harassed Lieutenant Steve until they got the facts they needed to crack the case and they always kept things high class and appropriate. They hardly ever threw a punch or held a gun!

Either the New York Cops were especially inept at their detective work in the mid nineteen-seventies, or these ladies were that much better at using their authoring skills to figure out the motives and the M. O.s of the criminals and solved the case long before the police. And of course Hayes and Natwick were just funny, fun and brilliant to watch, with all of their experience in acting for decades, and the predicaments they found themselves having to negotiate. I have to think Ms. Lansbury took a page from their mystery book when playing the part of her amateur investigator on that other series, which makes this series very notable, indeed.

No finer ladies ever graced the TV. Classy dressers, sophisticated and just charming. Indeed ahead of their time. Numerous guest appearances but the best was their driving skills. Hahahahaha.

I remember watching this series and loving it. I especially remember an episode where Alice Cooper guest starred and sang on stage. "Ëat My Thing", I kid you not. I was 13 years old at the time and it blew my mind. Of Course I probably misheard the words. Nobody believes me when I tell them. He was also wearing a skeleton suit when he sang. My kingdom to see that again, or get at least a confirmation that I in fact saw what I swear I saw. Anyway I am eagerly awaiting this series on DVD. I won't be holding my breath though. There were scads of other cool guest stars and ran along with other series like McCloud on the Tuesday Latenight Mystery Show.(?).